When you're octopus-slapping mad 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
So I looked it up, it's not ALL octopus, it's a seal trying to bitch slap the dude with an octopus he throws at him lmao.
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My Grandfather and I went to the last Blockbuster in Australia 6 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
There is, this is the last one in Australia. Believe it or not, Australia doesn't own Alaska.
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Non sense 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
There are variations among races as well. Saying one skull is a representation of every white person is idiotic. Yeah, there are subtle differences, but those are trends.
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Karl Marx releases the Communist Manifesto, Circa 1848 15 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Most billionaires really are hilariously generous. Even the Koch brothers have donated over $1 billion. Now... if that's more about putting their name on a monument, tax incentives, or just for the collective good, I don't know, I'm not a mind reader. I think though, that it's a combination of all three.
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I think I know why she's a single mother 13 comments
I am like that 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
I've both driven too and from NorCal as well as flown from my base of operations (Dallas). I liked driving when it was more like a road trip and it took me a week. I got to go see other stuff in cities I wasn't familiar with, while being on my own. The drive back sucked balls. I did it in two days, got my mary jane taken by the cops, had to spend 3 grand on the ticket, all just to get home try and get drunk, but fall asleep from exhaustion for 16 hours. I had so much weed on me they didn't find it all though, I made oil out of the trim they didn't find. Flying was even worse, as there's no close airport to where I was, so I had to plane hop to SF-Oakland and fly out of there. Flying over the Rockies in the winter was cool, but I've done that before. Airports are a hassle, but still better than making that drive in 2 days. Not better than taking my time and making it in a week.
Every Steam sale be like 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
I bought Farcry 3 and.... shit I don't even remember the other game; both are still unsealed. That was like 3 months ago. The other day I also grabbed like 6 dvds from the bin at Wal-Mart, including Space Jam... All unsealed.
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"Shutdown" is becoming just another word. This is the reality 26 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
That's another point, the taxes on the lump sum payoff are going to be nothing like regular taxes. It's something like a 15-20% increase.
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"Shutdown" is becoming just another word. This is the reality 26 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
With most government positions you need your bosses approval to get a second or part-time job. It's kind of hard to ask when your boss also isn't working. For some positions, like anyone in the coast guard, they'll throw you in jail if you don't show up without a valid excuse... like actually being sick, at which point you're going to need a doctor's note.
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"Shutdown" is becoming just another word. This is the reality 26 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
On average, public workers with the same experience and qualifications as their private sector counter parts make 32% less, but they also usually have more and better benefits and a pension.
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That looks painful 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Oh snap... this fight was awesome, that bitch being bent back got the shit beat out of her, rightfully so.
A perfectly round pebble found at the beach 9 comments
Action movie guys named Chris: A guide 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
We need Chris Pine in the MCU just to complete the set... He'd make a decent Nova, RR version. Maybe as a bonus for completing the set we unlock Christopher Walken as another Celestial. That'd be funny, for every 4 Chris's we get a bonus Chris Celestial. Celestial 2 is Christoph Waltz, Celestial 3 is Chris Rock. We need more Chris's, I want Chris Rock as a Celestial.
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Always love the bees, though 80 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
My ride passed out so I just went to sleep instead. And nah I was just talking about how long it all is. I don't even know the content as I haven't read it yet.
These mannequins 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
My Barney reference is from "How I Met Your Mother".... Barney treats his suits like babies but he's constantly posing every chance he gets.... it devolves into this whole thing about bad pictures.
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