He must never learn 2 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
There's something squirrelly going on.
It's over Trump 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
You do realize we have non-thermonuclear bombs that can level mountains, right? We don't use them often because we have a conscious and 95% of the life in the blast radius doesn't deserve that; from civilian to scorpions.
...You wanna see a magic trick?
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...You wanna see a magic trick?
It's over Trump 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
me: what you laughing at?!
@famousone: points.
me: Bwahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
@famousone: points.
me: Bwahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
The whole East Coast right now 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
That shit was crazy, but nowhere near the craziest ever, not even top 50. And yeah, the snow was nice for all of the 3 hours it stuck.
Your daily dose of Redhead 10 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
I have a headache after going through the process of reporting CC fraud due to a now ex-friend's absolute negligence. Can I rest my head across that amazing bosom and just be at peace for an hour?
Ugh. Negligence doesn't even begin to describe it. It takes a colossal fuck up to take you from one of my closest friends for 20 years to ex-friend. COLOSSAL FUCK UP.
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Ugh. Negligence doesn't even begin to describe it. It takes a colossal fuck up to take you from one of my closest friends for 20 years to ex-friend. COLOSSAL FUCK UP.
Honestly, you're a terrible person and should share a similar fate 14 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
It's not that I didn't give a damn, I just saw the potential for an interesting observational experiment with the bonus of laziness. My Pleco (Picasso) didn't die from eating it's own shit, it actually thrived on that, as algae would propagate because of it... and it ate algae. It was the crab that eventually killed it... that's why I'm wondering what the fuck happened to the crab. I watched that crab slowly dissect that fish while it decomposed and then one day the fucker was just gone. That fish and crab (and cats figuring out how to other fish) have taught me much about life and death, I don't take the lessons lightly and I've appreciated all of them. Except that crab. That crab is a fucking enigma.
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Mom is that a fly? 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
....he can fly? If anything this is a win for Peter; lord knows he deserves one.
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Oh dog what have you done ah! 5 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Yo, get that dog to the fucking vet, you idiot. Not for the pot, for the fucking chocolate.
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You little *** 3 comments
ouch 29 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
It makes sense. If you're going to war you don't want your hair getting in your face at the wrong time.
Honestly, you're a terrible person and should share a similar fate 14 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Cleaning fish tanks is an absolute pain in the ass. I let my plecostomus die after two years of it eating it's own shit and then let it decompose for another year because I didn't want to move the fucking tank. The tank was upstairs and I would need to take the water out first, would require either scooping it out, or creating a siphon... just... pains in the asses. At least it was enough for me to decide to not buy any more fish, possibly sparing the lives of potential hundreds >_>
There was also a fiddler crab in there. I still have no idea where the fuck that crab went.
It was cool watching that fish decompose over time though.
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There was also a fiddler crab in there. I still have no idea where the fuck that crab went.
It was cool watching that fish decompose over time though.
The risk of getting killed by a cow are very low, but never zero 4 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad... the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
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We didn't start the fire 2 comments
*hits blunt* Maybe because they were legos 16 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
That's the thing. All those space ships are in orbit, so if they get blasted from the bottom, that moment should push a lot of debris past escape velocity and out into the nothingness... but it all just comes crashing down every time.
*hits blunt* Maybe because they were legos 16 comments
If these famous guys were women 4 comments