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Not hater but. 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I go with the jalapeno scoops; it's good with hummus and siracha.. or hot sauce.. or wasabi.. or... anything, really.
Until today 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
@guest_ oohh it's like that thought experiment, and yes, part 2 is still ongoing.
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I got into cyphers and made this. Learn something new every day. There is a coded message 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
The first time I did it in my head I got "Buckinnlrd"... but then I realized my mistakes.
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Is it too late to say sorry? 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
XD
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Possibly the greatest Halloween costumes I've ever seen 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Chong: Nah man, who are Cheech and Chong?
How to kawaii in Iranian 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Maybe then the region can lighten up a little.
Yeet skeet my meat 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Honestly, there are tons of potentially awesome paint jobs possible. getting the lighting right to make it look like a cut gem can work in just about any color.
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Also money and items weren't just thrown at you. You had to work for those 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I had "cards" I drew for them, it was like, a great achievement for me at the time lol
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Also money and items weren't just thrown at you. You had to work for those 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
PVP in pokemon can get insane, no doubt. The actually game is almost just like a tutorial with a story that allows you to build a base along the way. I mean, if one really tried, it's possible to beat any of the games with either the first normal, bug/poison or normal/flying pokemon you encounter... or just w/e starter. The first time I played the OG games I had no idea how to switch lead pokemon and I beat the game with a lvl 81 Blastoise, a lvl 40ish Kabutops, A lvl 27 Kadabra, a Machoke, the Lapras, and a lvl 40 Pigeot that I painfully trained up by constantly letting my OP Blastoise get KO'd.... Oh.. there was also a Bellsprout I'd bust out for Cut.
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Also money and items weren't just thrown at you. You had to work for those 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Fuck you Blue.
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Not hater but. 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Yeah, but the smaller pieces overall makes them harder to scoops the sauses up wit.
One of the best show 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
...They were more than that, they were also merchants and land owners lol.
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I dont want to trigger anything through this. Just wanted to feel at ease with myself. 28 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I'd punched a brick wall knowing I was going to fuck up my knuckles, then keep going. I was angry.
I used to just kinda.. let my neck go limp and let my forehead smack into my desk when I was peeved in school.
For a physics project I let myself get clothes-lined, flung from a shopping cart, and, on accident, involved in a car crash while street racing (the shopping cart thing did more physical damage for me in particular, but a friend nearly died.. he miraculously only hurt his back and literally walked away from a car that was impaled on a street light like a total badass, his first words "what am I going to tell my mom!?") We got an A, but we were not allowed to show the footage of the crash for our presentation. Later that year we got to go to Six Flags on a field trip. That's my second favorite class throughout my time in HS, only beat out by AP Biology.
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Margaery tyrell cosplay 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
mmmm.
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Me too 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Honestly, that's just smart. Better safe than sorry.
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No fvcks given 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
The nakedness of my sleep is entirely dependent on the location, and therefore the temperature, humidity, pillow count, blanket count, and rest item, of my sleep. I'm not going to sleep naked on my friend's recliner, but a one night stand I'll probably wind up sleeping naked in their bed. As I usually sleep on my couch, and other people use my couch, I sleep in boxers and shorts on my couch. If I'm sleeping on my bed, it depends on my covers. I have my blankey (yes, I'm 30 and have a blankey, fuck you, it's super comfy), but when I use that I'm usually on top of the quilt since I don't like making my bed in the morning. If i'm going under the quilt, I'll probably go nude because even though the reason I'd do that is because it's cold, keeping boxers and shorts on can cause... sweat, as the quilt insulates well.
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The Bible 2: Tokyo Drift 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Skeeeerrrrrrrt
It's more cost-effective than buying a new outfit for every day of my life 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
There is a dot. The dot has tricked me. I am not a fan of the dot. It is on the right side of the meme, right on the edge. It is above the text.
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Bruh_soundeffect.Avi 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
bros.
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One of the best show 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Which just perpetuates the problem. There were black people in England since at least the Romans were there.
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#MEMEVEMBER 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Lol he might as well become a bottom bitch.
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R-Rated Movie Scenes Drawn In The Style Of a Cute Kid’s Book. 22 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I still find it kind of funny, kinda sad, dying dreams yadda yadda best.
All aboard the Awwwgwarts express 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I want the dog where they couldn't decide between Ravenclaw and Slytherin. I'd imagine that'd be the border collie.
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