Infinite realities 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
If the universe is infinite and there are infinite realities, there are infinite realities where you wake up at 7AM and do the same shit everyday. A smaller infinity is still an infinity.
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Those were the days 4 comments
Is this normal? 19 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
yeah, restaurant welfare. I would have said waiter welfare if I meant that.
Your daily dose of Redhead 10 comments
Give me your best 78 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
"Anyone else" disqualifies me from being effected. mEaNiNgS oF wOrDs ImPoRtAnT dUr
edit: I first said "effect" instead of "effected" and now I laughed at myself on top of reading that back to myself. Derp squared yo
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Edited 4 years ago
edit: I first said "effect" instead of "effected" and now I laughed at myself on top of reading that back to myself. Derp squared yo
The whole East Coast right now 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Those fuckers are crazy. They hit the slope, fling off, then somehow fling backwards and grip the cliff. Fuckin' ninja shit.
God is within us 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Thank you for being apart of the first thought experiment. That wasn't a face, but it's interesting you interpreted that way; especially given the prior... algebraic structure.
before experiment 2, really analyze what I said.
I caught up on The Daily Show; either Vikings or Zombieland 2 now.
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before experiment 2, really analyze what I said.
I caught up on The Daily Show; either Vikings or Zombieland 2 now.
A goose just gave me a fly-by. 1 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
I shit you not, this canadian goose just gave me a fucking fly-by in my alley-way whilst I smoked. I'm talking maybe 6 inches off the ground, in the alley.. just fuckin' cruisin' like "SAWP BRUH! IT'S BEEN A YEAR!" It's just.. that entrance... XD
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The whole East Coast right now 8 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
when I say "stuck" i mean about a half a cm that had enough surface area as not to melt for while while being defined on two observable planes. The first plane is the tips of the grass. There was just enough to make it look dusty. What it really did was make the grass crunchy. Grass crunchy like glass; coke from Santa's ass. The second plane is the roof. I found ice there, but the industrious squirrels were on it and took care of everything before I even really noticed. This isn't a long running joke anymore; these fucking squirrels are goddamn corps engineers. It's fucking incredible.
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funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
That's cool, now I can just threaten everyone. Thanks for giving me the nuclear bomb.
God is within us 7 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
I really want to get into a thought experiment about this, but right now, after the headache this morning has induced due to reasons beyond my control, I'm using this comment as a marker. I'm going to drink and smoke this dank fuckin' weed, catch up on a few shows, watch Zombieland: Double Tap, and possibly take a nap before I come back. That being said, the direction of my argument will be about information itself and black holes. Remember: thought experiment, not a debate.
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Is this normal? 19 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Doesn't that just sound like an absolute fucking quagmire of convoluted "rules"?
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Is this normal? 19 comments
Give me your best 78 comments
Give me your best 78 comments
funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
Yo, that's basically an unhinged Taskmaster or Moon Knight. Both them be awesome, that's not totally ruining it.
Give me your best 78 comments
Give me your best 78 comments
I usually am not big on sweets, but yeah... amazing.