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Deer Are Adorable Morons 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Fast and loose with "accidental" aren't you?
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Deer Are Adorable Morons 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
deers and sneezes do not mix, apparently.
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No coincidence there 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
It's 100% Charles Manson, and on the physical level, yeah, poor correlation... but then you add in their actions and it's fucking insane how similar they are as cult leaders.
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Do you want to see more X-Men in future MCUs 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Yes, but I want it done proper. Put Wolverine, Mystique, and Magneto on the shelf for a decade; do the founding members proper after you have other random ones pop up in various movies; Storm in particular needs to show up with Sue Storm in Black Panther 2 with Namor as the "villain".
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The heat 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
IT IS SO FUCKING HUMID. I literally watched a fucking thunderstorm strafe my house by 5 miles. That damned storm could have dehumidified this place by 30%, but noOoOoOo. Remember; I FUCKING WATCHED IT. It went from over DFW airport, eastward.
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Semper fidelis 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I hope this is true.... if so I wonder whatever became of him. I'm with @famousone ....this is priceless.
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Got my husband some post-vasectomy snacks- amazing how much g*nital related food you can 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
This was funny the first time, not as funny the 2nd, funnier again the 3rd, not as funny the 4th and now funnier on the 5th. Odd.
The health director of Los Angeles looks like the most unhealthy person ever! 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Death didn't want her. Grim, why you discriminating?
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Probably the coolest picture ever taken of me 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That sky is so much hotter than you... which says a lot, as space is only a few degrees above absolute zero.
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"the boston woman" 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That's fucking hilarious... I might have to give "The Bachelor" a second look.
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A Series of Unreasonable Family Secrets 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I wonder if the edge was worth it.
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A Series of Unreasonable Family Secrets 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I shit you not I had a grandma named Ruth and I didn't know her fucking name til I was 13. She was Nana.
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If by deport you mean strip them of their dignity and pack them in derelict 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I'unno, but she looks high as a fuckin' kite.
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This is Liger and this is mood. 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
She is now atop my back. I laid down on the floor and she was all... this is good spot.
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Sisters from different misters 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
V'weehee.
Zoomers are worse than millennials 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
V... wheeeeeeeeeee
Sisters from different misters 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Nice. I'm a Lucas, so I find that especially hilarious.
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This is Liger and this is mood. 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
:D
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True or false????? 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Yeah... and then they wonder why we fail.
pumpkin 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
gnarly.
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Zoomers are worse than millennials 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I totally forgot about Go.
And that's really strange given I check serebii weekly.
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Sisters from different misters 19 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That huskies face tho.
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Equality 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Never forget being a lumberer is the most dangerous of jobs.
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Word Game - Entry 28 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
My exactness?