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funkmasterrex


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Jumpy confused uncooked Flamingo 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Duh nuh nuh nuh, can't touch this.
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Throwing this lightweight model plane 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
You see that twitch towards the end? That's how you know.
How to train your Honda 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
but can it hit 220 mph?
Poppies make the womboy go zooooom 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
That would explain the bend not broken; they just aren't heavy enough.
An undercover spy 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Creep creep creep
Dad level 1000 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Now I'm.... having.... the TIME OF MY LIFE - Dad.
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Don't mind me, just here to call you out on your Social Anxiety 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I think you are entirely in the right for wondering why someone was returning KY jelly. Dafuq?
You won't 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
DOES MY LOGIC DEFY A DOWNVOTE!? Yurp.
Well your drink will definitely be frozen 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
and make sure the top is open so you don't burst it.
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Meanest Blanket Thieves. They must be familiars for the witches 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
something terrible happened to my blanket and I'm exactly sure what. It was downstairs, I went upstairs, slept, went back downstairs, blanket gone. Now I'm grooming a new blanket. YES IT TAKES GROOMING. You gotta get all the circle cotton dot thingies that rub you just the right way okay.
Stand up gamers 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
That made me burst out in giggles.
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Caution: Comic may personally attack you 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I'm happy with my new Friend Company in FF14. A few of us chat, but's super nonchalant, nobody is a dick, we all have similar interests and there is no tentacle porn.
Also a bunch of potheads, so yay.
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Words of Wisdom 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
but it's so cute when a girl bites your nose.... not like.... off... but like... a tease.
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Finally had some time to paint! Here’s my newest piece, took me around 8 hours 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Someone watched Frozen 2 a few much.
My husband, who has never made a cake in his life, baked me this taco cake from scratch! 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Yennifer Woahpez
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Don't mind me, just here to call you out on your Social Anxiety 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I've done all those. Out of sheer boredom, not anxiety, except the following around thing. Totally did that out of anxiety.
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Puta you going to catch these hands 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Fuckin rue the day.
children 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Children of the land, do you hear
Echoes of truths that once rang clear?
Two souls intertwined
One true love they did find
Bringing land and heavens near
But flames that burned full bright, soon fell dark
Memories dimmed by shadowed hearts
In the waxing gloom, did wane the lovers' moon
Watching as their worlds drift apart
One soul's cry, a passion dwelling within
Sacrifice, a final plea to her kin
Yet this bond of hope, by treachery was broke
Scattering her words to the wind
Stjepan, Malena and Klepetan [FeelGoodSubstance] 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
It really does read exactly like a Disney film.
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Stjepan, Malena and Klepetan [FeelGoodSubstance] 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Yo this shit was on that science channel show. "What on Earth?" I think?
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Cheaper than a dental appointment 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
And there we were, running around Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine.
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Putting the "H" in "Whose line" 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I was riley gangbanged. The horizontal line.
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Zombie spider 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Even I'm like what the actual fuck. I love teh spiders.
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Blooming sightseeing ???? Yamanashi, Japan ???????? 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Okay this time I don't wanna fuck it, I wanna have sex all over it.