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Shamone 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Like that's not creepy as fuck.
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Hello... 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
that's adorable.
Nice socks, though 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
All Maskz on Me, The President and I, Run D.N.C, AmeriKKKa's Least Wanted, Cry Now, Laugh Later, Get Elected or Die Tryin', Recovery, Deto (not even a play on words), U Wanna Thank Me, The Doggfather (not even a play on words as well, just fits), Always Left, Bizarre Ride II (also not a play on words)
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Fish Be Like: "Let me play you the song of my people." 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
lmao
· Edited 3 years ago
Next time 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
1x1=2 is totally correct... *eye roll*, Jesus he really did go off the deep end.
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...God why 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I fell the urge to change my shorts if the trash bag touches my shorts.
Eric cantona football challenge goal! 2 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
The PS5 is backwards compatible, that was an ass joke.
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The real face of a bee 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
zooom right in the boom with that tongue
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Metric vs standard 21 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I have the same reaction when someone says they haven't seen Requiem for a Dream, even though I can barely tolerate that movie. Just... WHAT THE FUCK
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I took the sidecut to the next level 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
that's fair :)
Metric vs standard 21 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
exactly that. If I hear someone say they haven't seen it, I put it on.... but only once have I spontaneously decided to watch it by myself.
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I took the sidecut to the next level 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
How mad at me would you be if I woke you up from cryo on a 120 year long spaceship flight 30 years in?
Metric vs standard 21 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Aye.... and sometimes when sharing it with a first time viewer you might find yourself in the sucky position of explaining the subtext... and jfc there's so much... which when you really think about it just makes it even more impressive it was pulled off in one movie with an entire hour basically wasted.
GO BROTHERS! 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
well if the mom is being flown in by a chopper and can't stop the push I can see it
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Metric vs standard 21 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
2001 is a great movie just for the practicality of the "effects" and HAL. In all seriousness the entire first 40 minutes and the last 20 minutes are utterly pointless.
Facebook memes 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
It gives me a rush so when I orgasm later it's so much more awesome.
DINOSAURS FOR THE DINOSAUR GOD! NUGGETS FOR THE NUGGET THRONE! 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
For Butters, Professor.
Elite powerful common Jellyfish 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
So literally no NFL running back meets her standards.. she can have fun with that.
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We named her “Six” 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
1 2 3 I think we can agree 4 needs work and 5 needs to get high, and that we should strive of the zen of ten.
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Odd statuesque Pigeon 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
And if that happened now it wouldn't be the strangest thing in the past 2 hrs.
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Tis a write of passage 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That moment when you plagiarize yourself.
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Metric vs standard 21 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
You can, but the numbers are not a 1:1 ratio. So by learning such a more complicated ratio and being able to understand and translate quickly, which is a show of greater mental power!?
I kid, metric is far superior... but knowing both is great.
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News is spot on, as always 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
For the deaf, dumb and blind..
Of course it's FOX "news".
The fallen brother 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I'm with @mikriarktos on this strategy.
Kids are fun 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
make sure you wax the leather after the alcohol evaporates, you don't want cracked leather.