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Bloody mess 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
A period piece;; circa 1269
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My first wooden project with epoxy resin 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That was determined to be a lie. No first timer could do that; even if that was the first attempt at that, there was much practice beforehand.
The sacred eyes of the earth 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
zomg I should have read first; agreed.
edit: although from directly above it might be a hard picture to take, given all the gas that comes out.
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The sacred eyes of the earth 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
This is missing Sauron and the entrance to Hell.
Wtf 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I've been bitten on the nutsack by a spider; it sucks... can't say I experienced the rest.
Fire station in Italy looks like a villain hideout 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
....we didn't start the fire <_<
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Spot-on Nebula cosplay 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
What I find funny is Nebula in the movies looks absolutely nothing like the comics, but it's just SO MUCH BETTER.
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The sun coming up behind a tree on a foggy morning 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Bout to meet my new Kirin mount from FF14.
The sun coming up behind a tree on a foggy morning 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Omfg. That's hilariously messed up XD
The Lions DO NOT sleep at night, people 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
always been a dangerous assumption.
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Lil dude had to get shaved for surgery 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
It's like cat jinco shorts
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No waaaaaayy!!! 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I think I decided; even if real sister I do the deed and if it goes south we just do what Jonah Hill said in The Wolf of Wall Street, just drop it off in a forest somewhere... "Now you're free!"... then do it again and again and again until The Hills Have Eyes.
This how brehs be rollin 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Expansion of the dick, then expansion of the mind. Yeah both just blown.
Derp maul 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
This guy would have a Coors hoodie. The Coors hoodie is seriously the strangest part of these pics
Treat yourself to good health 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
There really was a rough patch.
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Just found out I’m not a sinner 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
Jesus fucking Christ XD
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Cool poster mock up for Zack Snyder's Justice League 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
something... not darker, just structured better and a consistent tone. God the theatrical cut was off the rails. But yeah, even if it's 10% better, which it probably will be, I'll take it.
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As he grew up, he went on to have a great career as Godzilla 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
That's not the only thing that would happen, the head would also randomly jerk, which could easily get people whacked and that'd be bad.
Although, say you were the person in this shot, wouldn't you be in love this pic? You're petting a tyrannosaur like she's a cat.
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As he grew up, he went on to have a great career as Godzilla 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
didn't this just show up like a few days ago? The 55 million years part pissed me off then and it still pisses me off.
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An old one but it always brings a smile to my face 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
He's prepping that solar beam cuz he knows he can tank you and is sick of your shit.
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No waaaaaayy!!! 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
.......I'm feel so conflicted.
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Pizza date (OC) 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
hey, at least the cum will taste.. not awful?
I customize sneakers. Here is my Zara x Dragonballz Goku Edition 1 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I don't care if this is a bot post or not, that is a dope ass shoe. the base frame comes from of my 2nd favorite pair of Jordans.
Early 90s kids 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
THE YOYOS YOLO
Anon has diarrhea 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I damn near shat myself while reading that.. that was hilarious.