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funkmasterrex


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You must race across 1800s Brazil while facing other teams 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 19 weeks ago
fighter, just cuz the emu... which has nothing to do with Brazil, which means those fuckers somehow invaded it.
Sales tax just hits different 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 20 weeks ago
and property tax.... my god the property taxes
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Do not resist 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 20 weeks ago
crab people crab people. I've been seeing so much crab stuff, I think it's due to House of the Dragon.
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Blue or red 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 20 weeks ago
purple pill ftw
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Worst state 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 20 weeks ago
Oklahoma. My uncle lives in Ohio, so that's the only reason I say no to that.
It's a long story 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 20 weeks ago
dad, why is your dick out?
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Know the signs 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 21 weeks ago
as you age you stop caring about yourself as much... or it gets much worse, so that isn't a shocker
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Are you not entertained!? 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 21 weeks ago
still the hottest girl alive
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Y'all safe til tomorrow... 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 21 weeks ago
if you don't take naps then fuck you.
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Cute potato 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 21 weeks ago
we gettin weird tonight.
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RIP 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 21 weeks ago
she is as silly as deadpool, just controlling her anger at the stupidity around her, while deadpool just leans into it; she-hulk dancing naked... idk ifi real, but it would make sense
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RIP 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 21 weeks ago
it's 4th wall breaking, which she-hulk did before deadpool, and they also take her origin seriously... and how fucked up the name is. Also that old pixie lady is totally fucked up beyond belief.
RIP 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 21 weeks ago
Sorry, but that joke was hilarious
BOH BOO AFRAID 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 21 weeks ago
did a furby trip on LSD and fuck an octopus and birth this?
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Someone needs a hobby 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 21 weeks ago
I lost it at "good christian" ... like you all didn't launch 3 crusades, a war on north africa about shipping, fought each over over which version is right while ignoring the council of nicaea; invading an entire continent and more countries i can name for spice, with religion as a defense and claiming moral dominance... FUCK OFF SLUTBAGS. Sorry slutbags, no intention to go on the offensive against you... i loved two of you last night.
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Diglett chairs 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 21 weeks ago
or just a dick.. a sand-streamed earthquake while being that fast ATOP is broken unless you fly
Im screaming and no one can hear me 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 weeks ago
Impossible task, as fixing one screws over another.
Finally came across this classical gem again 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 weeks ago
fair enough, but if i get satisfaction from it, is the energy wasted?
Diglett chairs 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 weeks ago
i guess they had to make normal types more useful, but holy shit.
Diglett chairs 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 weeks ago
this bothers me.. but diglett and dugtrio always pissed me off.. how are they so fast? It makes zero fucking sense and they always could fuck with my kabutops. He pwns all with a swift stream partner and possibly the best coverage in the game... toss in a focus sash/band so you don't need to sword dance and he's mean to anything that can't priority him.... except mimikyu... but that thing is just fucked up... a one hit shield for a an attack boost and a focus sash and a priority move and... who the fuck thought ghost pikachu could be such a jackass.
Am I making sense? 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 weeks ago
jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
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Sus 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 weeks ago
white people? idfk.. i kid, any crazy person can be homophobic or racist or a capitalist.. all i can see is each has a space at some point, so i don't understand the point. I'm going with nate and saying amogus
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I knew it! 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 weeks ago
seriously, fear them... they are winged snakes that hop from trees and headbutt you; killing you.
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I knew it! 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 22 weeks ago
fear the jaculus
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