i have to question why the dog is wearing his collar behind his legs

He would get crushed because technically there would both be no space and infinite space so you would either be crushed or torn into a billion bits

He should of took off his shirt instead

honestly i think deadpool should be eating a chimichanga

Someone just got canadianized

it makes you sound like a very infectious virus

i would rather kiss someone that speaks a different language and forget mine but learn theirs

on the second one im like $20 for a bunch of random stuff worth possibly more so much win

my first kiss the girl was like are you sure this is your first time you are like a god of kissing XD

im just thinking about it walking as if it has socks on forever :3

no you are just writing essays for the devil on his typewriter

may i just say he would probably get grease with fries and bits of hamburger in it

i want one XD

i actually find it the other way around... bing always gives me the straight to the point answers while all google does is distract me

i actually did this to my mom the first time i drove as a joke XD

FMMMMMM

If I ever decide i want to become a teacher im going to change my last name to snape before i do XD

WE WILL MISS YOU

that is why i prefer 24hr clocks....

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY!