*prepares body for violent consumption of donuts*

I NOW HAVE HIGHER EXPECTATIONS

I like the painting in the corner

really satisfying

MY BROTHER ATE MY MASHED POTATOES THE OTHER DAY IT WAS A TRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCE

i would use these to break open and throw sparkles at people :3

thought it said for sale…BUT IF IT DID I WOULD TOTALLY BUY IT IT'S SO ADORABLE

i'll be the one sitting in the back

had the same problem just the other day

my self esteem went down real fast

when it completely burns down I would cry

you are truly and minion of satan

can I join this club

creepy. as. fuck.

how did I turn into a cat

it would be so satisfying if I could do this

one time my mom bought a watermelon so she put it in the trunk and when she got home she opened the trunk and the watermelon just rolled out onto the driveway and broke
it was a traumatizing experience

STOP IT NO I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN

*laughs evily* i have my new plan to control humans

can't touch this *doo do do do do do do do do*

I stared at this for a solid 5 minutes till I realized that it wasn't actually dangerous