I'm pretty sure it's all already cooked, and just being served/photographed while still in the pan

Oh. Well, I didn't want to be condescending by saying the joke was obvious when you didn't get it

Yeah, I don't get it either. Other than the "thank you" I don't know if it's positive or negative.

The dad wanted to prove that the son could beat him in a fight, but the son didn't want to just straight-up fight the dad for no reason. So the dad dressed up like a serial killer and pretended to invade the home so that the kid would fight him off. The dad ends up in the hospital.
Also this is a fan comic of Star vs the Forces of Evil, if you were wondering.

huh. I've never seen any of that. Cool

why

Dimmadamn dude, that's Dimmadeep

Probably found an already edited version and unknowingly just changed it back to the original

Yeah it sure is a shame that someone who wanted to do something nice for a disabled kid on Christmas happened to have a car that didn't fit your personal standards.

True, but I feel like putting that money directly into aid efforts would have a larger impact than the donations received.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

I don't believe the message is "What you say must be kind, true, and necessary" I think it's more along the lines of "If it isn't kind, it isn't true, and it isn't necessary, then don't say it". You should make sure that what you say is at least one of those things, otherwise it could cause damage. Kindness and honesty are important virtues, but a kind lie or an unkind truth can be good in their own way. Sometimes, something isn't kind or true, but it still must be said. I believe wisdom is understanding these three principles and how they interact.