granlobomalo
"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”
I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]
Kick your nicotine addiction with Nic-o-d*ck 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
1:14 made this video worth clicking play to watch.
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The “Last Kiss”, a photograph from World War II 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
It looks like, in general, the odds of surviving WWII were pretty good. 16 million US citizens served in some capacity during WWII, 400,000 died and 672,000 were wounded. I would’ve thought the death count would be much higher but it appears that ‘most’ of the men in that photo had a decent chance of making it back alive - assuming they weren’t in some high stakes battle. Search for ‘WWII by the numbers’ on this site for more stats: (http://www.wwiifoundation.org/students/wwii-facts-figures/)
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*Enjoy some Star Wars facts 1 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
A lot of people don’t know that Episode 4 was the origin story for Two Face in The Dark Knight nearly 40 years down the road. True story.
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Master baiter 1 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I’ll admit I’m about halfway between Tip Sea and Ship Faced right now but this boat’s name reminded me that Master Baiting is the best form of Berth Control for young girls who are Buoy Crazy. Just putting that out there for Ships and Giggles.
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Alien Maths 11 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Yup. Math and physics should be the same assuming they’re from our universe. But they may not use a base 10 number system depending on whether they have 10 fingers and toes - if they even have fingers and toes.
"ive seen worse" 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
In spite of life’s arrows, it is the wolf who shields. It is the wolf who still stands strong.
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Using Logic 21 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@spiderwoman We disagree on suicide but that doesn’t change that I will still continue to care about you. And I’m not a retaliatory jerk because you used the f-word with me. All I want is for you - or anyone else who feels like you - to find peace with whatever’s plaguing you. For me, you and I are still all good. I send you a hug, a hope that you know there are strangers out there who care about you, and a wish that you find peace.
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granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@spiderwoman We’ve gone down this path before about who suicide hurts more. In my opinion, suicide has lifelong psychological impacts on the people who you leave behind. It isn’t just ‘a year of mourning and then we’re back to our merry selves’. Every Christmas that you’re not there, every summer vacation with one less person, every phone call that comes in hoping it’s you, every time we look into your room with all of your old things - that shit hurts. Nothing fills the void of a missing loved one. No amount of booze, or sex, or religion. You ache. And sometimes your heart doesn’t ever heal. So while taking yourself out might alleviate your pain, I stand by my conviction that you pass it on to others. Look, I’m just an ‘internet friend’. And I’m not your family. But you are not a ‘tool’ for others’ satisfaction. You - and anyone else who is depressed and/or suicidal - are much more than that. I can’t make you change your mind. But that is how I feel.
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granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@xvarnah It was certainly a compliment. Hate to get all mushy on you but I kind of miss hearing your voice. Where have you been?
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Yeaaa. Science b*tch !!! 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I’ve seen enough memes to think the elements would spell out something obscene. But, yeah, there’s this, too.
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Height is a social construct 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@guest_ Did I mention that I’m 6’4’’ (1.93m)? I also have a luscious beard, a sea of chest hair, and abs that you can count. And I’m single. Not that this should be of any consequence or interést to you. But, you know, if it should...
*whispers quietly* Nohomo.
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*whispers quietly* Nohomo.
I'll pay to do that 7 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
They don’t let you do that with the shelter dogs in my city unless you commit to a 3-6 month volunteer assignment, which breaks my heart because sometimes I just want to play with them and make them happy for a brief, brief moment.
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Using Logic 21 comments
Using Logic 21 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@xvarnah Then my spidey sense is telling me that you must be a very, VERY unhappy person.
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Monster 3 comments
Baby elephant getting a drink on 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
God bless elephants because if I had to snort water up my nose then firehose it into my mouth to drink, I’d die of dehydration.
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N o m 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I’m now imagining a Mature [17+] versión where Piranha Plant can skewer Mario with a wicked mouth spear.
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Everyone deserves cuddles 11 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I mean, I’m definitely cuddle starved but I don’t think I’m going to break down in tears the next time it happens...
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Council has made a decision 34 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@yimmye Ha! I love it.
@bethorien Stop cockblocking my fanboy poem, LOL. Keep this sort of thing up and I’ll write one for you, too!
@guest_ After these compelling arguments, I’ll use a hard g going forward (so I can move onto the next meme)!
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@bethorien Stop cockblocking my fanboy poem, LOL. Keep this sort of thing up and I’ll write one for you, too!
@guest_ After these compelling arguments, I’ll use a hard g going forward (so I can move onto the next meme)!
Source: Dude trust me 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
My friend was telling me about her kid and married life today. Then we started on the ‘rememberries’ path. This meme was the first one that I opened up today. Saw your post. Overshare commented. Later overthought it and got embarrassed. Wrote this message trying to explain and made it worse. That usual regret your post kind of thing. FunSubstance really needs to have a direct messaging feature. That was the train of thought. All good now. I’ve since recovered.
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Council has made a decision 34 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Geographic, gist, geriatric, germane,
Saying gif with a hard ‘g’ is simply insane.
But different opinions are no need to complain,
Our FunSubstance bromance will always remain.
*man-crushes on @guest_ mildly enough to be complimentary but no so much as not to be offensive*
Saying gif with a hard ‘g’ is simply insane.
But different opinions are no need to complain,
Our FunSubstance bromance will always remain.
*man-crushes on @guest_ mildly enough to be complimentary but no so much as not to be offensive*
No way he did it 7 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
‘Baby power’ sounds like the upcoming energy source for Rick’s next microverse battery.
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Council has made a decision 34 comments
Source: Dude trust me 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Random recollection - some years ago, I was helping a newly pregnant good girlfriend of mine make a short list of baby names and Aviva was among her choices for ‘up and coming’ girls names. In the end, she and her husband had a boy. She just called me after life and living on different coasts got in the way for both of us. So I guess that call and your post reminded me of our wine-and-ice cream fueled naming event where she almost gave her baby a neat palindrome for a name. EDIT: original comment did not come out right!
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