Why not just say ‘hey, I think you might’ve made a mistake in what you charged me’ and see what she says?

New Year’s Eve without pants and with a whip sounds like a great way to ring in the new year to me. An iron whip sounds like overkill (i.e., you intend to kill) but for the sake of the meme let’s just run with it.

It took 85 days and 250 hours? So, 95.4 days? Did I read wrong or did they math wrong? [EDIT: got it, he’s not drawing 24 hours a day.]

You should go. And if you show up with two six packs and some chips then just walk inside asking ‘where’s the bathroom’ as you hand them your treats at the door, you might have good odds of being able to stay.

That was the most polite prey killing I think I’ve ever seen.
Orca: ‘Excuse me, sir? I’m just going nip your tail and slowly drag you beneath the depths to consume you for my sustenance. You might feel a little pinch. Do you mind?’
Seal: ‘Wait, what?’

When you want a thicc lash but can’t afford Latisse so you buy the generic, Latasse, instead.

To help them gradually develop the lower body strength they need to jump the turnstile.

Roses are red, fact-checking is grave,
The article’s satire, he was never a slave:
(https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3468831-fake-news-overweight-german-man-who-joined-isis-not-used-as-sex-slave.html)

Them: What’s your sign?
Me: Prepare To Stop.

Different from the norm, rare and untouched, yet never failing to inspire awe and gratitude in the lucky few who get to experience it?

That cat has no excuse not to come when called. I know he heard me.

Talk about hellish torture. Imagine if your lower teeth never stopped growing toward your brain or your sternum grew outside of your body and turned back between your ribs to your heart. Like a visible cancer. You’d feel the pain as the bone penetrated your flesh and spend every day watching your own body slowly kill itself. Is today the day my brain gets impaled? Is today the day my heart gets pierced? Thank goodness for modern day surgical procedures and slightly less wonky human anatomy.

If somebody doesn’t hurry up and start correlating these cute cat in a box comics with the FunSubstance logo in a comment, then I’m going to continue to sit here quietly but mildly disturbed.

@title You beat me to it.

Whatever ethnicity she is, if she has a body and a face like hers, I’d be pretty darn proud of him. And if she has a brain to match, ‘so, when’s the wedding’ would be the first words out of my mouth.

Mates. I know this is ‘just a meme’ but having personally escorted enough men from the dance floor to the hospital, puh-LEEZ do not do ‘booty bumps’ with your alcohol or narcotics. As anyone with access to the internet knows, the lining in your anus is not designed to absorb and filter illicit substances like your lungs or your stomach. You can kill yourself very quickly. Seriously folks, the quick high is not worth the potential consequences. This has been a Public Service Announcement from a man who loves his fellow FSers and, while knowing that you all aren’t that dumb, just wants to make sure that you don’t do anything stupid. That’s all.

Well, they do call it a ‘flavor saver.’ Beard pro - people can’t help running their fingers through it and telling you how much they love the way it looks and feels. Beard con - people can’t help running their fingers through it and telling you how much they hate way your on face contorts as they feel last night’s Pad Thai on their fingertips.