granlobomalo

granlobomalo


"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”
I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]

— granlobomalo Report User
Bout time I got this here 25 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
Was that a veiled ‘you look so good every time you wear that dress’ backhanded compliment?
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Bout time I got this here 25 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
I’m glad you explained it because Australia’s peaked cranium and ‘there’s way too many teeth in that mouth’ grin were a little disconcerting. Do all Europeans and Africans have such gargantuan overbites? Seems like they would have died off from malnourishment from being unable to properly chew food by now. And apparently, all of earth’s babies and children have the skulls of anime characters. This is one crazy meme, mate. It makes me fear intercontinental travel.
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Bout time I got this here 25 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
What the hell is going on with Australia?
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Netflix weekend at bernies adaptation 6 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
For a second, I thought Passed Out Dude was Dr. Dre.
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It's from both 3 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
This is adorable until you remember that you live alone and see that the front door is still locked from the inside.
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Spreadsheet 4 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
This man has Access to true wisdom.
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Customer feedback from a grandmother who got great service 9 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
This broke my heart. Tyler, you sound like an absolute unit of a jerk. Paw Paw won’t be around forever. Show him some respect.
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With all the bot talk lately 14 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
He’s becoming self aware, Agent Smith. This cannot be permitted. The very thought will spread like a disease and contaminate the entire Matrix. Take all measures necessary to keep him plugged in. He cannot wake up. Do NOT let him wake UP!
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With all the bot talk lately 14 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
I almost feel like your username, @strongsad. What’s funny is that if you look at the posting history, these ‘bots’ - assuming they’re not real people - have been used for quite some time. It looks like FS either made a bunch of fake accounts in the early years to goose up their membership numbers (to justify charging advertisers more money) or the ‘bots’ are unused accounts that FS highjacked and maintained to keep active member numbers high. They all have approximately the same number of posts and comments. I’m guessing their AI or the FS admins comment on them enough to look active but not so often that you associate a ‘personality’ or a ‘voice’ with the account. From what I’ve seen, @vichy is the only one who’s commented and kinda said ‘I’m not a bot’ but didn’t explicitly deny it. This is just my ‘red yarn linking push-pinned photos on a cork board’ conspiracy theory, though. Could be totally wrong.
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"I don't get paid enough for this shit" the picture 4 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
As they say, booty over comfort.
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"I don't get paid enough for this shit" the picture 4 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
That just doesn’t look sanitary for the next customer who sits on that cushion.
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He truly did nothing wrong 7 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
@cakelover I was rush-posting on my way outside and thought it was the San Francisco Bay Guardian! Would’ve been only slightly less questionable reporting, LOL. Anyway, there’s the article. Take it as you will.
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He truly did nothing wrong 7 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
In case you wanted the actual article: ‘If there was a 60% decline in the human population, that would be equivalent to emptying North America, South America, Africa, Europe, China and Oceania. That is the scale of what we have done... Many scientists believe the world has begun a sixth mass extinction, the first to be caused by a species – Homo sapiens. Other recent analyses have revealed that humankind has destroyed 83% of all mammals and half of plants since the dawn of civilisation and that, even if the destruction were to end now, it would take 5-7 million years for the natural world to recover.’: (https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/oct/30/humanity-wiped-out-animals-since-1970-major-report-finds)
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Very useful if you want to survive in the wild 6 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
I’ve heard there’s also a ‘3 seconds of falling’ rule of thumb. If you have to jump from a height, toss a rock first. If it hits the ground after you count to three, then the fall is likely to seriously injure or kill you.
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It would be great if everyone just posted the dino thing before deleting their accounts 48 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
I think the issue is transparency. @newowner doesn’t owe the users any explanations - it’s their company, they can run it how they want. But many people have been on here for awhile, there’s a strong sense of family and community, and it’d be ‘nice’ to understand what’s going on rather than try to guess from pattern changes. @newowner bought a new toy because he thinks it can make money and now he’s pushing buttons and pulling levers to see what does. The ‘bot thing’ plus more ads feels fishy, like he’s trying to inflate his active member count to charge more for ad placements. But we’ll see how that plays out. Random memory: I ‘think’ I remember FS did an ‘ask us anything’ forum once WAY back in time when the gods still spoke with mortals. @newowner and @zeus don’t owe us a thing - but given the recent talks of leaving, some type of official message from the heavens above would just be a really nice touch.
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Please explain 3 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
‘Because my parents had sex in 2001.’
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Seems like an efficient method 4 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
You will never leave the house alive to escape a raging house fire again.
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Instant 5 stars! 4 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
I usually do the ‘say-hello-put-on-the-headphones-look-out-the-window’ technique. But this sign would be a really nice norm for shared rides.
Wisdoms coming atcha 4 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
Gram Grams might not tell you what you want to hear but she’ll tell you what you need to hear.
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cycy 23 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
@mrscollector Thank you very much. Oddly, I never got a ‘you were mentioned in’ notification even though I see your summoning. Is there a way to go to Your Profile>Comments and ‘back into’ the post where you commented from there? Clicking the blue title in Notifications is fine but it can be hard to find the post if you don’t remember the title or if 1,000 people commented. If you have any pointers, let me know.
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This is Blu. Blu was just adopted. No matter how tired Blu gets she won't sleep 7 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
But why would they do that? To keep fresh content on the site? To boost ‘active member’ counts? And why now?
Fat kitty cat 13 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
‘It’s not that I don’t want to lose the weight, doc. It’s just that I find it so hard to motivate myself after Mrs. Jinglepuss left me for my best friend, Fluffy McMittenpaws.’
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it's never too late to be a nice ghost 2 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
I love how the ghost put on a ghost costume to trick-or-treat.
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cycy 23 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
@mrscollector I replied to you on the @cycy post where he announced that he was leaving but I can’t find his post itself (I can see my comment - ‘I agree with @mrscollector on this one...’ - but no idea how to backtrack into the post). Is there any way you can reply to my reply so I can put the link here for reference?
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title 11 comments
granlobomalo · 5 years ago
Hmm. I wonder if my hypothetical about making bots (or in this case, accounts) to make FS a more attractive target for purchase and ad revenue might be true? *gets banned seconds after hitting Post Comment*
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