I like this. You sound like the ‘fresh face’ those modeling reality TV shows clamor over. (‘I’ve never seen a look like hers before. I have to have her in my next runway...’)

As a get it, I don’t why as a guy.

Thus bringing new meaning to the new live action Lion King.

Combo deal.

I was crafting a semi-long technical answer with a link to a supporting article for this. But, yeah. What you said.

If you want to talk about putting quality, uplifting OC on FunSubstance for a change, this is it. This is the real Christmas spirit. That was awesome @metalman. I’m smiling way too hard.

@unklethan Should we wait patiently for you to do your thing here?

‘Dammit, Howls at Moons! We promise absolute discretion at our den parties. This is precisely why we don’t allow photographs, you imbecilic marble of rabbit poop. You’ve ruined us all!’

Because vertebral compression fractures are not innately funny without it.

Well, first they would have to reset your account to 377 posts and 8 comments so that it wouldn’t look suspicious.

This whole story was a dumpster fire. Long story short, a man, Donnie, was found dead in the woods, ruled a suicide. His niece, Brittany, simultaneously went missing. Donnie’s death revealed that he was a ringleader in this incestuous child sex ring. The gun used to shoot him belonged to his disappeared niece and his suicide was then ruled a murder: ‘Donnie was the manager. He’d say, ‘I’ve got this child and this adult, come on over’... The case is so big, officials don’t know exactly how many kids inside and outside the family might have been victimized. Estimates range from 11 to 16 children who were as young as 3 or 4 when they were first molested or made to watch adult relatives during drug-fueled orgies. The children of the suspects have all been placed in foster care or with relatives who weren’t involved in the crimes.’: (https://nypost.com/2014/11/01/incestuous-child-group-sex-ring-uncovered-in-alabama/)

Me: I wish all of the old FunSubsters who I knew and loved would come back.
Genie: Your wish is my command.
*bot posts start using usernames of recent departures*
Me: Okay now, you knew that was not what I meant.

The circle of social media life.

Now screenshot this and post it on Reddit.

Well, this was an unexpected day brightener. WholesomeSubstance.

Amen to that, brother.