granlobomalo
"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”
I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]
How to evict yourself from the planet 15 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Not at all, LOL.
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How to evict yourself from the planet 15 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I don’t think so. I haven’t heard anything about the Russian government having the same budget disagreements as the US, and I’m guessing their government runs differently when things like this occurr. We’ll have to find an FSer in Russia to call and find out!
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How to evict yourself from the planet 15 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I wish I could answer that for you. That’s a question for President Trump and the US Congress. I’m sure a lot of people would like a crystal ball telling when they’ll agree on the budget and end the partial government shutdown.
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My only exercise 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I follow an active daily regimen of throwing fits, jumping to conclusions, and pushing my weight around.
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How to evict yourself from the planet 15 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
The number to NASA is out of service but you can reach them via a web form at the ‘Contact HQ’ section of their website. The number to the White House has a recording saying ‘Due to a lack of federal funding, we’re unable to answer your call at this time. We will be able to answer your call once funding has resumed.’ I dropped my international calling plan after app-based / WiFi calling finally got reliable, so I didn’t call the Kremlin or the Pope. And I hope to goodness that I never, ever encounter a flying saucer, so I’ve got nothing for you there!
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table 7 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Oh my goodness, I’m so glad I’m not the only one. I kept rereading it and rereading it trying to figure out how the toad on the desk made assisted suicide funny.
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Australian reindeer 9 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@creativedragonbaby you do know that 75% of the nouns in that song made no sense to the people living on the other six continents on earth, right?
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You guys are so weird, I love it. 14 comments
ancestry 11 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
In my opinion, Buzzfeed quizzes are fun for the moment and make for neat party conversation but they don’t really tell you much meaningful about yourself while using you for clickbait revenue. My guess if that ‘most’ people can look in the mirror and figure out their race. Ancestry telling you for $99 that you’re 17% German and 32% English (your actual results as an ice cream flavor) when your grandmother has said for years that your family emigrated from Western Europe is just a really specific confirmation of what you probably already kinda knew. Like a Buzzfeed quiz. A really expensive Buzzfeed quiz. That now requires you to opt out of ‘losing’ your rights to your own DNA.
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Literally my mom 13 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@thatguyyouknow No worries. I simply wanted to point out that @dash224 is one of the many oft unrecognized real live humans keeping the site afloat with fresh memes, IMHO. No harm, no foul, all good.
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Of course it's french 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
No, the fact that French LAW defines the type of dough in a baguette is the most French thing ever: (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baguette)
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Chilling 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
You all need to quit with this silly vowel s—t,
The owl on a towel poem is cute, must admit.
@nelson brought fun in dark times right on queue,
So play nice beloved Doc or else folks will say say ‘Ew!’
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The owl on a towel poem is cute, must admit.
@nelson brought fun in dark times right on queue,
So play nice beloved Doc or else folks will say say ‘Ew!’
ancestry 11 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
ConspiracyTheorySubstance says be wary about paying Ancestry $99 for the equivalent of a DNA Buzzfeed quiz: ‘Ancestry’s DNA test does not mean... the company owns your DNA data, in the complete and permanent way... Customers license it to the company... can choose not to allow their genetic information to be used for certain purposes, can... revoke the license and have the DNA data and sample destroyed... [something not possible] if Ancestry owned them outright. HOWEVER, granting Ancestry that license can involve giving them relatively significant rights over DNA data, and the scope of these rights may go beyond what is immediately apparent. Furthermore, licensing your DNA data to Ancestry does come with risks to your privacy, as well as potentially resulting in problems obtaining life insurance or, in certain circumstances, even getting hired for a particular job.’ (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ancestry-dna-steal-own/)
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Literally my mom 13 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@dash224 delivers such an onslaught of memes every day that it probably took her until now to get through all of them to post this one. That’s her gift to FS, and it’s the thought that counts.
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Its thing no judge 11 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
*gulp* So @grimreaper where did you get those cool looking glasses?
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I know what I'm getting this year 5 comments
The accuracy is uncanny 8 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
They’re shirtless because the ball is in the summer and the leather strappy thingies are to hold their jock straps up so they don’t fall down in their fatigues while doing training drills. See the fat guy with the camo hat? That proves it’s a Marines event. I know because I’ve once seen a military person.
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Violence is caused by the videogame? 12 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Really? Humanity is the best reality TV show the supernatural has ever seen. Why cancel the series when there’s always a more exciting episode waiting just ahead?
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manager 12 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I had to Google ‘tannie haircut’ and, by George, I think you might be right.
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You guys are so weird, I love it. 14 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@creativedragonbaby Ahem. I saID ‘As a why, I don’t get I guy.’ Now it’s your turn, combo breaker.
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Its thing no judge 11 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@xvarnah Is your real name Loki? Because why do you always keep stealing my thunder?
