Anyone wanna play a game of ‘what would your overly specific Funsubstance nickname be?’ I think I’d be Wolf Loving Fact Finding Bearded Butch Bromancer *looks longingly at @guest_* Who would you all be?

Pshht. Spoken by a man who’s clearly never gone horsefront riding.

Also, I just noticed that almost all of the recent posts are by confirmed users not bots. I wonder if this is a way of demonstrating what the rate of new posts would be without them?

Who else Googled ‘what on earth is a rock hyrax?’. Thanks for sharing this neat tidbit @catfluff: (https://focusingonwildlife.com/news/#/article/9908)

@hyperion: *orders food without looking at menu*
Me: *impressed*

D) Take a mug shot and get memed as Neck Guy

I prefer to live every day like I’m 2006 Katie Holmes after the honeymoon glow has worn off and reality is setting in about what I just got myself into.

@dash224 The only thing we’ll be waiting for is your next awesome post. No need for at least 8 out of 10 things on this list for you. How can you be sad knowing you bring so much joy to others on this site?

And everyone else measures it with your breath.

Replace ‘backyard’ with ‘bed’ as see how much you like having a fresh bandage now.

I wish Dark Garfield would become a thing again.

I’m in (of course). Sure, try to acknowledge the artist when you can. We’ll know you just reposted and didn’t steal and take credit so I’m less concerned with the artist credit, myself. Google Images reverse lookup works wonders.

Do you mean ‘lower my expectations and stop bitching’?

I think the kid in the yellow t-shirt might have snapped his neck.

*strums fingers while looking at makeup* Eeeexcellent.