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granlobomalo

"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”
I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]

— granlobomalo

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Smart man's Gatorade 1 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

They forgot ‘with work starting in 23 minutes’.

Inquiring minds want to know 6 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

And according to American police, black bodies are excellent absorbers of kinetic energy from bullets. *libtard tap dance exits stage right*

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There's no better feeling than replacing a dirty sponge 11 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

Frankly, I would rank replacing dirty underwear a little bit higher on the totem pole.

Question 12 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

As a Republican congressional drug dealing rapist, I take offense to both of your comments.

KFC was pretty lit back in the day 7 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

‘Um, yeah. I’d like to order the Sarah Huckabee Meal Deal? Two small breasts, two large thighs, and a really big right wing with a side of large lies.’

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Rip stan 5 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

*upvotes @memegirl*

That’s nice 7 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

I’m usually first responder in these but had a few hiccups this week. Brace yourself but this is a legitimate business. They’re in New York and are open Monday through Friday but will be open on Monday Martin Luther King Day for deliveries. Well, how about that?

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This German restaurant has an funny toilet 25 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

Pickachu, I choose both of you!

When life gives u lemons 15 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

Please explain to me how vegetation can take on the form of a nightmare.

Watch This Smart Crow Ask Humans For Water 2 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

Holy crow, animals are smart. Humans, however...

Terrorist sun! 5 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

@flyingoctopus Um, should you be concerned about this username mate?

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Sorry but I’m gonna shitpost a bunch of literary memes 5 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

I literary-ly did not understand this post whatsoever.

Give the people their memes 2 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

Yup. Pretty much, every time.

everyone's posting their art. this is mine. 12 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

Biggie win.

Adorable 4 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

@releasethekraken How dare you post so much cute that it makes my heart ache this early in the morning. Shame on you for keeping FS alive with wholesome posts!

everyone's posting their art. this is mine. 12 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

Win.

Screw "Keep Calm, and Carry On." Retreat, and think of Cakes! 11 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

‘Fragrant and crisp glibly.’ OMG, I haven’t had that for months! Two, please.

This diver swimming along side a Giant Octopus 11 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

@flyingoctopus You’re late but right on time. Don’t you love it when people summon you for a post about you?

Damn it 10 comments

granlobomalo · 5 years ago

@veryhairybeary ‘Say it clear, say it loud, we’re hirsute and we’re proud!’