This German restaurant has an funny toilet

You're barely scratching the surface

I had no idea. Do you also have robotic arms?

Don't you?

No, but I‘m indestructible

Hi indestructible, I'm cakelover

Yes, you did. Why do you want to cut Onions with that?

Don't you know the common problem of German guys with their dicks being FAR TOO LONG?

Wow, I was about to say something about chopped sausages in relation to the sausage-centered food in Germany (of course with a twist), but @mialinay topped that again. Now I have several ideas concerning jokes about my dick, but honestly, that comment has hit me.
Just for you, my wonderful German cofunsubster, I will leave you this bonmot about the problem of too long dicks, which I had to learn during my apprenticeship as a carpenter:
Säge und Schwanz benutzt man ganz.

Lol sorry for taking advantage of your joke preparations. I bet your sausage joke would've been awesome too haha.
And I love that saying! I'll try memorizing it for the right occasion.

Ah, don't worry. There'll be other occasions for a well-placed sausage joke. lol

If I happen to stumble upon one, I'll make sure to tag you :D
Also some downvoters seem to be jealous of our long dicks

@mialinay No, I did not...I didn‘t want to know either :o
@f__kyeahhamburg Translate pleaseeeee.
*feels uncomfortable*

It advises to use both your saw and your dick as a whole/in its whole length. Sounds better in german cause it rhymes :D

Thanks for translating. For a second I thought it would actually be about sauages.
@granlobomalo !!! @mialinay is threatening me!!! lol

Nice try, but the big bad wolf and I are friends too...

He/she ‘s gonna have to pick a side, Mia

Pickachu, I choose both of you!

No. You have to pick one! lol