Óendanlega: Icelandic.

But the fridge is cooler. I'll put it next to my mini-fridge and make "don't ever speak to me or my son ever again" memes.

Barbourofelis fricki, meaning "Barbour's Cat", was a species of robust, predatory feliform carnivoran mammal belonging to the family Barbourofelidae (the false sabertooth cats) that lived in North America during the Miocene epoch about 13.6 to 5.3 million years ago. While it resembled machairodont cats like Smilodon and Xenosmilus, Barbourofelis was notably different in several areas: first off, it had a plantigrade walking stance much like bears, kangaroos, primates, and mustelids. Second, it was massively built, even compared to the musclebound true sabertooth cats, being built more like a bear than a true cat, standing 3 feet tall at the shoulder and weighing around 250-300 pounds. And third, like the unrelated sparassodont Thylacosmilus, had a pair of extended mental processes (or sheaths) that kept their massive saberteeth from becoming dull when not in use. Being only about as smart as a bobcat, it was likely outcompeted to extinction by machairodont cats.

Considering adult komodo dragons are known for eating the young of their species, I think he'd be better off being incarcerated.

When kinks go wrong

Woooooooo Nelly, 6th place!

Sharp

Brachiosaurus altithorax, meaning "Deep Chested Arm Lizard", was a species of sauropod dinosaur that lived in what is now North America during the Late Jurassic about 154 to 153 million years ago. Among the most well known dinosaurs both in the scientific world and in the pop culture world, Brachiosaurus was a large sauropod, measuring between 59 and 69 feet long and weighing anywhere between 31.2 to 64 tons. Standing close to 30 feet tall, it would've browsed the treetops for most of its day as it was endothermic and needed massive amounts of food to keep going. Because of its large size, it utilized air sacs in its skeletal structure to help it breath much like the air sacs present in bird skeletons. Once it reached its adult size, it would've likely had no predators apart from groups of large theropods like Saurophaganax until it reached old age.

Uintatherium anceps, meaning "Beast of the Uinta Mountains", was an extinct species of dinoceratan herbivorous mammal that lived during the Early to Mid Eocene epoch about 56 to 38 million years ago. Like other dinoceratans, Uintatherium was large and robust, measuring 13 feet long, standing 5 feet and 6 inches tall, and weighing up to 2 tons, making it one of the larger animals of the time. Of note was it's strange skull, which was both flat and concave, which was unique to it and a few brontotheres, and also had a large pair of canine teeth that resembled the teeth of sabertooth cats. Males had larger teeth than the females and likely served a dual purpose as defensive weapon against creodonts but also as a way to pluck aquatic plants from marshes. Male Uintatherium also bore 6 ossicones on the top of their skull, which were probably also used for defense as well as sexual display.

Shadman

Big thonks

You just need to get the right pets then like parrots or turtles.

Leðurblaka and kylfa: Icelandic. I forget which is the noun and which is the verb.

Inb4 I upload my mind to the internet and less humanity into a new tomorrow as their Machine God-Emperor.

Heppinn: Icelandic

Not just yet they aren't.