Jordan

grumpledagron


Killing old people for charity since 1984!

— Jordan Report User
This guy is getting married in 30 minutes 9 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
Awesome.
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Tryin to make a change 10 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
STOP LYING, THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
Tryin to make a change :-\
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Tryin to make a change 10 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
You sir or madam are a massive hypocrite, good day!
Tryin to make a change :-\
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So they just came out with thin Oreos.... 46 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
Am I the only one who likes the idea?
Like lynch me but say if you don't have milk and you want a tasty cookie that won't gum up your mouth as much.
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f*ck off sky net 5 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
Fuckin' robots, takin our jobs!
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you're* 9 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
yrou'rer*
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Science vs. Humanities degree 7 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
Looks like Zoidberg's cloning dinosaurs.
Adopted. 1 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
The harsh truth.
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No Promblem xD 8 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
The dark lord demands you go to prom.
Problem 30 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
FUTBOL
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I've tried turning it off and on again 27 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
Try taking out the battery and putting it back in, it may be overheated.
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so I found this on my we heart it profile 4 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
Yes you do... *slurps*
so I found this on my we heart it profile 4 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
Well yeah... but what about when you see someone jerkin' it and they don't notice you?
Scratch that, I have just realized the true beauty of it ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
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I'm Talking To You, Victoria's Secret 25 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I'm Talking To You, Victoria's Secret 25 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
I wouldn't mind doing what a bra does for free....
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Main difference between dogs and cats 21 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
Well.... he's not wrong. They do suck, just in a very cute way.
The cake that was ordered, the cake that arrived - Star Wars Edition 4 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
I don't know what you guys are talking about, it looks fine to me!
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The look of defeat 4 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
The face of a broken man.
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Tasmanian giant crab 32 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
Yeah fuck that.
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Speed of light and coordinates for the Great Pyramid of Giza 12 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
illumnaty cunfremed
Lady Liberty meets Lady Justice 23 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
Hawt
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Main difference between dogs and cats 21 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
But considering most of my cats jump off of really high ledges only to faceplant on my couch....
Main difference between dogs and cats 21 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
Cats are generally just as smart as dogs. They're just massive pieces of shit who don't give a fuck.
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Well he's not wrong... 6 comments
grumpledagron · 9 years ago
Nah, just a magical coincidence.