I can confirm I have a staffordshire terrier mixed with a rottweiler and he's very protective of all the kids on my street. He even stopped one kid from being taken at one point.

The one on the right looks like saurons tower a lil bit

She thicc

Newer cars are designed to crumple like that because if they didn't then the car would stop much faster and as such would cause more damage to you

*insert squinty eyed Freddy Wong meme here*

Flapper is in reference to the style of clothing they wore not to their personality

Only an idiot would waste their time doing this to an idiot, so whose the real idiot?

That's why you died a virgin you fucking nerd

Hurrah for Asian Dumbledore

Well duh, I don't think that's an unpopular opinion at all. I think the worst thing for me is when theists act like they're a minority or something, because that really upsets me.

X doubt

Police police police police police police police police

Sorry to say but your six year old doesn't seem very intelligent

Once while the teacher was out of the room I drew the dick part with permanent marker on the whiteboard at school and then added the cat details with dry erase marker of the same colour so the teacher though it was just a harmless cat and went to erase it and when she did a dick just appeared and she just bursted out laughing

It was always b for me

I'm a sexually frustrated teen so probably a pool full of horny women

Just make sure you aren't in the way of it when it comes out dumbass