"I love the young people"

THE MANIAC'S IN THE MAILBOX!

Isn't one of a male octopus's tentacles a disguised penis? Not positive, but I'm pretty sure it is

Isn't one of a male octopus's tentacles a disguised penis? Not positive, but I'm pretty sure it is

So, you like kicking butts do ya? Well we'll site you old man.

But when you do fall in love with someone that deeply and they love you back the same......it's the most amazing and awe inspiring experience ever. It makes you feel like you've just come alive for the first time, and your heart is so filled with indescribable love and joy.

He would've had a field day in Canada, most people don't lock their doors here

I met my husband when I was eighteen and in my first year of college cuz I'm cheap and used to park by his building cuz it was free. Hooray for being cheap! Lol

You asked for a couple of ice cubes, but I only put in one!!!!!!

Robot burn!

Alright, that's my cat now! It's too cute, so obviously it's my cat, and I'll be contacting the proper authorities to get him/her back immediately. You've been warned!

Thanks, now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day!
Shuffles out of the room mumbling "a little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side"

That's not good. Yes bullying sucks, was bullied, but you should never let it turn you into the kind of person that's happy someone got cancer. Kids are dumb and tease each other, but you're an adult now, don't be like that. You might need to talk to someone to deal with the anger you clearly still have

I went to the buffet with my family the other day and as we were walking to the parking lot I wasn't looking where I was going and there was a piece of concrete missing so I fell real hard on my knees. Now I have huge bruises like that except mine are all purple.

There actually is a reason for this is called the event horizon model. Basically your brain renders things in episodes or segments not continuously. The act of walking through a door or even think about it seems to insert a mental divider in our memories, like pressing pause on a video. And in that short amount of time you can forget. And your brain also thinks that you are finished with whatever you were doing in the other room which included thinking about what you were about to do and starts already moving on as you go thru the door way. I find starting focused on what you need to do as you go through the doorway always works for me.

I always make sure to give my husband compliments. Like if he cut his hair or has a nice outfit or just to tell him he looks good sometimes. I think the fact that men need compliments too is over looked sometimes

Oh no, I'm gonna have the magilla gorilla song stuck in my head now.