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hankypank


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My whole life's flashing before my eyes 7 comments
hankypank · 6 years ago
"I love the young people"
Straight out of comedy 3 comments
hankypank · 6 years ago
THE MANIAC'S IN THE MAILBOX!
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Also good for massages 15 comments
hankypank · 6 years ago
Isn't one of a male octopus's tentacles a disguised penis? Not positive, but I'm pretty sure it is
Also good for massages 15 comments
hankypank · 6 years ago
Isn't one of a male octopus's tentacles a disguised penis? Not positive, but I'm pretty sure it is
Expecto Patronum 5 comments
hankypank · 6 years ago
Saved you from a mugging Muggle, I'm Harry Potter!
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I am the second one, stealthy, always! 10 comments
hankypank · 6 years ago
I'm super quiet, my brother is the opposite, he'll slam the door no matter how late it is smh. I'm like that with all doors to the front one, mine, the bathroom door. I don't like people hearing me move around
Jenkins 10 comments
hankypank · 6 years ago
So, you like kicking butts do ya? Well we'll site you old man.
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*It's got nothing to do with me being ugly master race* 9 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
But when you do fall in love with someone that deeply and they love you back the same......it's the most amazing and awe inspiring experience ever. It makes you feel like you've just come alive for the first time, and your heart is so filled with indescribable love and joy.
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Lock your doors, people 12 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
He would've had a field day in Canada, most people don't lock their doors here
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My calcium enriched beverage attracts the gentlemen to my manor 22 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
It's in Ontario too
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Have you ever stopped and realized 6 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
I met my husband when I was eighteen and in my first year of college cuz I'm cheap and used to park by his building cuz it was free. Hooray for being cheap! Lol
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Cosby getting more stylish 1 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
You asked for a couple of ice cubes, but I only put in one!!!!!!
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jocob 1 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
Robot burn!
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I see no kitty 6 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
Alright, that's my cat now! It's too cute, so obviously it's my cat, and I'll be contacting the proper authorities to get him/her back immediately. You've been warned!
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How to clean your stove 6 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
Really? How do you clean them then?
How to clean your stove 6 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
Lol, yes. At least all the ones I've ever encountered
Mambo no 5 sounds like a makeup brand.. 6 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
Thanks, now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day!
Shuffles out of the room mumbling "a little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side"
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Sweet sweet revenge at last MOTHERF*CKER 26 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
That's not good. Yes bullying sucks, was bullied, but you should never let it turn you into the kind of person that's happy someone got cancer. Kids are dumb and tease each other, but you're an adult now, don't be like that. You might need to talk to someone to deal with the anger you clearly still have
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Ooh debie you work so hard I believe 7 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
I went to the buffet with my family the other day and as we were walking to the parking lot I wasn't looking where I was going and there was a piece of concrete missing so I fell real hard on my knees. Now I have huge bruises like that except mine are all purple.
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I always forget what I am doing 1 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
There actually is a reason for this is called the event horizon model. Basically your brain renders things in episodes or segments not continuously. The act of walking through a door or even think about it seems to insert a mental divider in our memories, like pressing pause on a video. And in that short amount of time you can forget. And your brain also thinks that you are finished with whatever you were doing in the other room which included thinking about what you were about to do and starts already moving on as you go thru the door way. I find starting focused on what you need to do as you go through the doorway always works for me.
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Glenjamin sounds like a ship name 7 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
Or Glenard
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Wise words has been spoken 11 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
I always make sure to give my husband compliments. Like if he cut his hair or has a nice outfit or just to tell him he looks good sometimes. I think the fact that men need compliments too is over looked sometimes
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In light of recent events 2 comments
hankypank · 7 years ago
Oh no, I'm gonna have the magilla gorilla song stuck in my head now.
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