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Muahaha 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
If you tap his head, it rings hollow.
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Froggo Fren #6 - Desert Rain Frog 9 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
"Breviceps macrops" - the angry squeak boi. They may look like a powered dumpling, but their sonorous war cry strikes fear into the hearts of predators.
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NARUTOOOO 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
"BORUTO'S DAAAAD!!"
Because that's what heroes do 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
The goodest of bois.
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Fly on your way like an eagle 7 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Please do not project your lewd fantasies on innocent frogs.
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Froggo Fren #5 - Strawberry Poison-Dart Frog 5 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
"Oophaga pumilio" - the fab but deadly frog. The most toxic of their genus, but also the most colorfully diverse with up to 30 variations. Note: Iz not real strawberry, no eat.
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Sometimes frogs are brown 6 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
The G stands for "Git Gud."
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big 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Dark Sponges
That spider has a pet frog 7 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
It's true. I can be catty at times.
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Chad and his fog of DECEIT 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
That and - you know - you can actually die from it.
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You shall be missed dearly 4 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Here today, gone in a flash the next.
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Froggo Fren #4 - Cane Toad 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
"Rhinella marina" - the big honking bonk. The world's largest toad species. Native to Central and South America, they were introduced to Australia and some parts of Oceania in hopes of controlling pests such as the cane beetle. They quickly became an invasive species, due to their voracious appetite and rapid breeding.
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Modern problems require slav solutions 6 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
I thought Lillie was Alolan.
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Froggo Fren #3 - Wallace's Flying Frog 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
"Rhacophorus nigropalmatus" - the ridiculously photogenic frog. Due to their bright colors and their ability to glide from tree to tree, this is the first species that pops into people's heads when they hear the words "flying frog."
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Rap name 20 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
I see. So, you must only be living on a prayer.
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Rap name 20 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Dr. Richard! Ew!
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True Wisdom 5 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Given her track record with magic, I somehow doubt it.
500 IQ 6 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
These gringos. Am I right, José?
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True Wisdom 5 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Not if she's been in the water for a while.
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Offend yourself 8 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Why are you white?
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Froggo Fren #2 - Common European Brown Frog 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
"Rana temporaria" - other names include the European grass frog, or simply the common frog. The only species of frog native to, and currently in Ireland.
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Hi there 17 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Yes, to continue would be canter-productive.
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Hi there 17 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Very well, I accept. But I mustang you for this thread.
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Hi there 17 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Well, I minored in filly-ophosy, at the University of Trotterdam. I mane-ly herd these puns there.
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Hi there 17 comments
happy_frog · 5 years ago
Sure. Please pro-steed.
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