"Ssssempai noticcccced me!"

You'll floof, too.

What, no Dutch angle?

Alternatively, 'Another One' and 'The Dust.'

Actually, they do speak it. Not well, but Amaterasu bless them, they try.

An extinct species of disk-tongued frog, closely related to the modern day midwife toads. This almost complete skeleton is from the Cretaceous, and was discovered in China. (Legend says that when the moon is right, the frog resurrects and starts DJing)

Tummies are the best, 'cause they're the most wubable.

Now that's a Lada damage!

"Who lives in a pineapple
Unda da sea? Unda da sea?"

"Heleophryne regis" - the South African spook. Found only in Skeleton Gorge (yes, really) this regal doot has small hooks on the underside of their body, which allows them to cling to rocks in fast-moving stream. Their call is harsh and creaky; not something you'd want to hear at night (Please let me know if this is too spooky, and if it should be NSFW)

Didn't Ash win the Orange League though?

It's Captain Melonhead's faithful companion, The Cantaloupe Canine!

"Hoplobatrachus tigerinus" - also called the Indus Valley bullfrog. Their history dates back eons and their legacy is grand. In ancient times they were a cradle of civilization, much the same as Mesopotamia. In modern times, they are known for making flamboyant movies filled with extravagant dance numbers (known as Bullfroggywood) And more recently, for making online tutorial videos, as well as music videos as part of the popular Toad Series. (Pictured: two males attempting to get some frog bob and slimy vegeny)

Poor Wales. They get left out, even though they got a friggin' dragon on their flag.

C'mon. What are ya, chicken?

Cameron Diaz (as Tina) in 'The Mask.' The very definition of sexy. S-E-X. Y? 'Cause she was ssssssmokin!

I see nothing wrong with this.

Um, French is the language of love. And 'unique' is a rather generous way of describing Italian beaten with a Russian stick.

"Phyllobates terribilis" - also known as the golden dart frog, or simply golden frog. Found only on the western coast of Colombia, they are the largest species of poison dart frog, though still relatively tiny at 55 mm (roughly 2 inches) Even so, this little nugget packs enough poison to kill between 10 to 20 people. Very rarely for frogs, they are quite sociable and live in groups of around 6 individuals. (They're also very intelligent and adept at precision tongue-hunting. One might say they're rather cunning linguists)