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Froggo Fren #55 - Moor Frog 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Rana arvalis" - the moor you know. Despite their name, they are found in a wide variety of habitats, ranging from forests to steppes to semi-desserts to even tundras. Normally they are reddish-brown in color, but males can turn a bluish hue (as pictured) for 2-3 days a year. (This usually happens after being rejected by a female, and is generally accompanied by the male curling up into a ball)
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Froggo Fren #54 - Boreal Chorus Frog 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Pseudacris maculata" - fo' real, they're boreal. They're found in some parts of the United States, and throughout Canada as far north as the southern Yukon. Like most frogs living in colder climates, they deal with it by burying themselves in vegetation on the forest floor, and partially freezing themselves. When spring arrives, they're usually among the first animals to emerge. Their call has been described as low and metallic. (It is thought the reason for this is their innate love of Swedish death metal)
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Froggo Fren #53 - Wood Frog 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
'Rana sylvatica" - the frogsicle. Found throughout most of Canada and the Eastern United States, this tiny forest frog does not fear the frost. When temperatures begin to drop, they can freeze up to 65% of their body in order to survive. That's right, they literally put themselves on ice (unlike Jeffrey Epstein) They do this by generating glucose, as well as urea which prevent their cells from suffering damage from the ice crystals. (Contrary to popular belief, sucking on them will not cure any ailments. Please do not engage in non-consensual frozen frog fellatio)
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Hashire sori yo~ 2 comments
F's in the chat 5 comments
Chameleons make me happy :D 13 comments
Well, they probably haven't met his cautious cousin, Safe Lee 4 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Don't forget his army cousin who likes to make broad statements: General Lee.
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I have no shame 1 comments
Tell us your most useless piece of advice 26 comments
Makes sense 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Air-newborne. (I'd ask what's wrong with people, but I think I may have a problem as well)
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Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming? 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"A vet tried to take my temperature once. I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice kibble." *Creepy lip noises*
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Edited 4 years ago
Oh merciful God they are on dry land too 8 comments
Stolen from the comment section 6 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Little known fact: All of the accumulated ash from his pipe smoking is the real reason why he's called Gandalf the Gray.
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Stolen from the comment section 6 comments
The quiet kid 4 comments