"Rana arvalis" - the moor you know. Despite their name, they are found in a wide variety of habitats, ranging from forests to steppes to semi-desserts to even tundras. Normally they are reddish-brown in color, but males can turn a bluish hue (as pictured) for 2-3 days a year. (This usually happens after being rejected by a female, and is generally accompanied by the male curling up into a ball)

"Pseudacris maculata" - fo' real, they're boreal. They're found in some parts of the United States, and throughout Canada as far north as the southern Yukon. Like most frogs living in colder climates, they deal with it by burying themselves in vegetation on the forest floor, and partially freezing themselves. When spring arrives, they're usually among the first animals to emerge. Their call has been described as low and metallic. (It is thought the reason for this is their innate love of Swedish death metal)

"Hey, man, that's not cool."

'Rana sylvatica" - the frogsicle. Found throughout most of Canada and the Eastern United States, this tiny forest frog does not fear the frost. When temperatures begin to drop, they can freeze up to 65% of their body in order to survive. That's right, they literally put themselves on ice (unlike Jeffrey Epstein) They do this by generating glucose, as well as urea which prevent their cells from suffering damage from the ice crystals. (Contrary to popular belief, sucking on them will not cure any ailments. Please do not engage in non-consensual frozen frog fellatio)

Dread it, run from it, Padoru arrives all the same.

Damn. This reminds me of "The Little Match Girl" ending.

Paladin, Barbarian, Warrior: The Class Chameleon.

Don't forget his army cousin who likes to make broad statements: General Lee.

If he's got no shame, there's no point in trying to shame him, is there?

"Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Huh, so peace was an option.

Maybe he wanted donuts.

Air-newborne. (I'd ask what's wrong with people, but I think I may have a problem as well)

Piña cat-lada.

"The STDs make it burn brighter."

"A vet tried to take my temperature once. I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice kibble." *Creepy lip noises*

Applejack: thick as a brick.

... hobbits smoke 50% of all pipes.

Hail Empress Nero, UMU!

It's a shiny!

As for all the other kids? Well, they better run.