Oi, go back to underwear drawer! Bloody knickers!

Well, E for effort but A for ara ara.

First he do a hungry. But then he do a mercy. And then he do a frenship.

Die Auseinandersetzung ist wahr.

"Reality is... often disappointing."

Apes. Together. Fresh.

"Us" is also good.

"Breviceps fuscus" - the spirit of Grumpy Cat lives on. This less-than-happy frog is found only on the Cape Fold Belt in South Africa. They are a burrowing frog, which means they lay their eggs in holes that they dig. Also, they have no tadpole stage, so the baby frogs come out fully formed. (But why are they so grumpy? Because no one blessed the rains down in Africa)

"Now it's time to get funky!"

Frogs are basically squishy cats.

Only one possible reply to this: Diaha!

Tanks for the memories. (I promise this is the last war meme... until the next one)

I'm quite employed, and I happen to have Mondays off, so...

If you can't handle it, go home and be a family frog.

"Bufo surdus" - I am become deaf. Quite the ubiquitous little toad, they're found in Iran (obviously), Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan. They're especially prevalent in the Kirkuk region of Iraq. So much so that US soldiers often report them hanging out in old drain pipes. (Note: Iz not spy, iz fren. No shoot plz)

Welp, this has got to be some kind of record. Only a few days into the new year, and we already got an incipient plague in China, and we're on the brink of WW III.
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On a positive note, if war does break out, I have every confidence that @famousone will save us. I'd fight myself, but I'm too green for the battlefield.

A happy Froppy to bless your weekend. Whether you're at work or at play, may the smiling frog-girl brighten your day.

Just don't moan another doctor's name.