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Hey hey you you 12 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Republicans: "Let's play DC."
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Daily Dose of Prehistory Revival 18: Carcharodontosaurus saharicus 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
There they are, my fav dino. Great to see them, thanks for posting.
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Most Romantic Part Of The Restaurant 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Well, that's a bunch of bull.
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Froggo Fun #155 - "He touched the butt." 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
This cat walks up and touches your frog's butt. What do you do?
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A determined German 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Um Eichhörnchen zu fangen, muss man das Eichhörnchen anfangen."
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Your atoms, give them to me 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
True. And every 7 years or so, you will have completely replaced every atom in your body. So you are physically not the same person you were 7 years ago.
Froggo Fun #154/Froppy Friday - Adopt a Frog-Girl Today 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Unless she already has parents, then I'm pretty sure that's kidnapping.
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Honk honk 15 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Uh-oh. Opinion about said post.
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Squit, Pesto, and Bobby aka The Goodfeathers 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Oh, so I'm a funny post now?"
"Yeah, yeah, you're a post."
"Oh, so I'm some sort of long hilarious wooden stick in the ground here to amuse you? Is that what you're saying?"
"No, I'm just-"
"That's it!" *He attacc*
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"Fear me, I am the night!" 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"I bring terror and death!"
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The stupidity is biblical 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"And I heard one of the four beasts sing
'Behold, a white whore.'
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There's a golden anti-vaxxer
Reaching down,
When the COVID
Comes around.
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Hear the strumpets, hear the posters.
One hundred million Karens whining."
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Fishy Fun Day #11: Yellow Boxfish @scatmandingo 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Fish: *Smooch*
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DDoPTP #3: Now watch me neigh neigh 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Now watch me whip. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Froggo Fun #153 - Toadped 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Mo' ped, mo' problems. (Does anyone still ride them?)
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Oktober fest in the back 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
@igot3bodyproblemsa
Natürlich. Ich bin auch kein Deutscher.
Oktober fest in the back 14 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Deutschland über alles.
The truth is 13 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I believe it's an Australian slang for 'vagina,' similar to the British 'cunt.'
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Sleep is yes 12 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I schooled sleep skippers by sexing them.
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Daily Dose of Goth Girls #5: porcelain skin 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I think that's the idea.
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Now you know 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yay, Kirino Mosaic memes.
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Froggo Fren #111 - Melanobatrachus indicus 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Common names for them include black microhylid frog, or less frequently galaxy frog. An extremely rare species, they were thought to have gone extinct but they have been rediscovered in 1997. They are only known to live within three sites in the Western Ghats of south west India. When threatened, they will retract their limbs and arch their back to make themselves harder to swallow. (Some believe the dots on their skin form a star map to the location of Master Luke Bogwalker)
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Froggo Fun #152 - Climbing up the Chain of Command 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"The climb is everything."
- Petyr Bogish
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Archangel Jon 10 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Is that... demon Garfield?
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R U N 33 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Not the kind of toad stool you wanna see.
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Plumbeous pigeon (Patagioenas plumbea) - PigeonSubstance 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Next on 'How They Do It,' the plumbeous."
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