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Frogs in Fiction #26 - Wart (Nintendo) 2 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
First appearing as the main antagonist in the 1987 game Yume Koujou: Doki Doki Panic, this cunning cutaneous king controls the world of dreams (Muu World) via the Dream Machine he stole from its denizens. A well-known piece of video game trivia is that this game was re-skinned and repackaged as Super Mario Brothers 2 in 1988. Wart is still the final boss, except the dream world is now called Subcon (get it?) and it's Mario's dream. Interestingly he has also appeared in Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening (1993) as an NPC. Apparently, he has a strong dislike for vegetables. (Just another case of green on green discrimination)
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It's not a tale the CHAD council would tell you 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"You are in the Manosphere, but we do not grant you the rank of Thundercock."
Square up, b*tch 4 comments
What song lyrics have you misheard? 9 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
Moscow. Enter the hymen store,
Two men are scorched and burned,
Indians are high.
Moscow. Don't worry, Phil is dead.
There lays the door opened,
Kite me a sign.
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Two men are scorched and burned,
Indians are high.
Moscow. Don't worry, Phil is dead.
There lays the door opened,
Kite me a sign.
Most Romantic Part Of The Restaurant 1 comments
Froggo Fun #155 - "He touched the butt." 3 comments
A determined German 2 comments
Your atoms, give them to me 3 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
True. And every 7 years or so, you will have completely replaced every atom in your body. So you are physically not the same person you were 7 years ago.
Squit, Pesto, and Bobby aka The Goodfeathers 1 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"Oh, so I'm a funny post now?"
"Yeah, yeah, you're a post."
"Oh, so I'm some sort of long hilarious wooden stick in the ground here to amuse you? Is that what you're saying?"
"No, I'm just-"
"That's it!" *He attacc*
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"Yeah, yeah, you're a post."
"Oh, so I'm some sort of long hilarious wooden stick in the ground here to amuse you? Is that what you're saying?"
"No, I'm just-"
"That's it!" *He attacc*
The stupidity is biblical 5 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
"And I heard one of the four beasts sing
'Behold, a white whore.'
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There's a golden anti-vaxxer
Reaching down,
When the COVID
Comes around.
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Hear the strumpets, hear the posters.
One hundred million Karens whining."
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'Behold, a white whore.'
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There's a golden anti-vaxxer
Reaching down,
When the COVID
Comes around.
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Hear the strumpets, hear the posters.
One hundred million Karens whining."
DDoPTP #3: Now watch me neigh neigh 3 comments
Froggo Fun #153 - Toadped 1 comments
Oktober fest in the back 14 comments
The truth is 13 comments
happy_frog
· 4 years ago
I believe it's an Australian slang for 'vagina,' similar to the British 'cunt.'
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Daily Dose of Goth Girls #5: porcelain skin 9 comments