Happy Frog

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Murder hornets are no joke 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Don't worry, it only hurts until you pass (out)
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She Likes It Rough 18 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
1. Surprise factor
2. 'Cause it contains the word 'dick.' And some people are put off by dicks, I believe.
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She Likes It Rough 18 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"For it's hop hop hop, and away I go."
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This is Jack Black at 50 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Who says the two are mutually exclusive? Just look at Gandalf and Dumbledore.
Froggo Fun #217 - Sick Moves, Brah 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You know you're a 90's frog when...
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This is Jack Black at 50 8 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
He IS a wizard.
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I have to leave for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Well, there's no sense crying after every mistake.
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Working out 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
*Sigh* More unrealistic standards.
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Bawdy forgetful Kudu 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
'Guess that's why it's called the graveyard shift. But yeah, it is actually okay, it's quiet and there are less people to deal with.
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Today I realized that in Shark Tale, the sushi restaurant was empty because that was 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
It's only cannibalism if fish of the same species eat each other. Fish eat other fish all the time.
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Mandatory Face Masks [even wild bill couldn't pull off this level of triggering] 16 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I was thinking more along the lines of extremism brought on by some frigid old fakirs. But sure, what you said probably works, too.
So how you doing? 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"I don't know, Jim. I feel a bit stoned."
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Mandatory Face Masks [even wild bill couldn't pull off this level of triggering] 16 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Except they're wearing them because of an entirely different disease.
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The biggest seed in the world takes 6 years to germinate 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
But does it take longer to germinate than the evil seed of what you've done?
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Froggo Fun #216/Froppy Friday - Froppy Used Splash 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Her swimsuit is brought to you by the 1920's.
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Life, potentially 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
'Not sure I wanna think about it.
I hope you like “Cheesy” things 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
A very gouda rendition.
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Life, potentially 9 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
What exactly have you been doing with your couch cushions?
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EEE EEEE 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
The rest of the letters are DLC.
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In Israel, if you are in the active military you must carry your weapon with you at all 11 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Oh, that Israeli humorous.
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Multi-player Video Games are bad for your health 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Should I comment now, or wait for someone to tag me?
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Froggo Fren #120 - Masked Tree Frog 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Smilisca phaeota" - also called the New Granada cross-banded tree frog. Found in South America, these highly adaptable tree climbers call a wide range of habitats their home, including urban and rural areas. Their coloration is primarily tan during the day, but changes to green at night. And yes, their eponymous mask helps them stay hidden from predators by shielding the frogs' eyes and thus making them harder to detect. (No need to worry though, they won't pick you off the street and cart you off in an unmarked van)
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In my english classroom 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
W311, 1 5P34K L33T. G3T R3KT, U N0RM13 5CRUB.
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Fishy Fun Day #59: Language Game Edition 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I don't think I have a favorite fish. But I know 'shark' is 'tiburón' in Spanish due to "Bleach."
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Froggo Fun #215 - When You're Super Broke but You Gotta Eat 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Truly the soup-erior meal.
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