Welp, cats are God confirmed. The ancient Egyptians were right.

Oh, those Brits and their need to be different.

Do you vitamin C what I did there?

All aboard.

"It was a dark and stormy night." The narrator thought this was a clichéd way to start a story so he opted for "It was a dark and stormy Daniels" instead.

"But we can't, we're spawnlings."
"Yeah, but we're not related by blood."

'Turns out understanding girls isn't so hard.

Toy Taco Yodama.

Strange, I'm somewhere in between. I do work, but I spend a lot of my free time playing video games. I like junk food, but I also mix in healthy food. And I don't have a wife/gf that Chad can fuck, but that doesn't really bother me since waifus seem to more than satiate whatever lust I may have.
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So, it's either the best of both worlds or the worst of both.

For your on-the-go Froppy needs. Please remember to remove the frog-girl before drinking.