Happy Frog

happy_frog


Hippity hoppity

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'90s nostalgia 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
No, you miss being happy.
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Anon explains why he hates Woke Celebrities 27 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Gotta love the immigrants = criminals implication. Then again, if history is any indication...
Froggo Fun #229 - Small Aggressive Dogs vs Big Chill Dogs 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Can dog owners confirm?
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Defund elementary school 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Wait! You're telling me you can't use them after every sentence!
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Secret to immortality 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Oh he's coming for you.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks...
Secret to immortality 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Well, seems like we're boned.
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Aren't we all...? 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I'm deep and this is 14.
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No homo 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Don't even try to tell me that isn't the first thing you'd do.
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Ah, a sun god, now that's an idea 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"K, there's this dude Ares... Mars. Uranus. Pfft! No one's gonna take that seriously... Caelus. And Aphrodite, too long, Venus. Yeah it rhymes 'penis,' but who's gonna notice?"
Say hi to our pet! She's been growing like a champ. (Trigger warning: spider) 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
So cute! :3 But she's really tiny, isn't she? Most cross spiders I've seen were at least as big as my thumbnail. Maybe she's not fully grown.
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(Some) Americans' Current Greatest Fear 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You're probably not alone. In truth, the title could have been better, maybe something like "The Hero We Need Right Now."
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(Some) Americans' Current Greatest Fear 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Turns out anti-vaxers never went away, they just (de-)evolved into anti-maskers.
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Ideal. Also I'm back wassup 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
But where did you go? And for that matter, where did you come from? (I'm sure countless others have made this joke, but I had to get it out. I apologize)
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a hole is a hole i guess 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Now when you say "desire children"...
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im so wet im worried about how i cant swim 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Are you cheating on @hyperion with @grimreaper?
GlaD0S pls 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
That'd be great. I don't a lot about it, so it'd be a nice opportunity to familiarize myself with the lore.
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Look at that proud face 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Try cooking yer burgers now, ya fooks!"
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GlaD0S pls 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
And sadly it's not just the Tau's greater good concept that's a lie.
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Froggo Fun #228 - Toad-tanic 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yeah it didn't happen that way in the movie but it might as well have.
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Tell me this isn't what life is like 19 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
To quote a jaded white priestess: "You get used to it."
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Robot programmed to shoot baskets 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that they made the robot black.
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Froggo Fun #227 - "I have special eyes" 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"Look Ferb, he's looking at both of us at the same time."
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A Cheeky Gif 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
You gotta clap her cheeks to make her pomf.
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Froggo Fun #226 - Orange You Glad This Is a Frog Post? 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Oh, I know this one, except it was apple instead of banana. You know, apples and oranges.
Kaiba in dc 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Considering he's basically Yu-gi-oh Iron Man (in terms of wealth and technology) I'd say he'd do pretty well.