I can hear it.

The saddest part about this is that there really is a Home Alone 5.

"No, please don't turn me into a marketable plushie!"
"Okay, you won't be a 'marketable' plushie."

Applejack! NOOOO!

It's good advice if you're Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune or... Uranus.

No, you eat their peals. And you can eat orange peals if you want, they're not dangerous and I doubt anyone will try to stop you. In fact, some people grate them and use them on cakes and tarts.

Apologies to those who still have to deal with that.

Meh, Bejeweled was better.

And hopefully he'll send you some good vibes as well.

Always Czech your building's structural integrity.

Honestly, I had no idea what I was looking at either way.

So, no one uses cartons anymore?

I mean, it's true. So far these have been surprisingly accurate.

"Up where they spam
Where bots don't run
Where they spend all day on subs for fun,
Frogposting free
Wish I could be
Part of that world."

That would be true if they were... morning geckos.

Aww, she called us babies. :3 "The prophecy is true."

I don't know, the way I see it is why bring kids into a world you know is utterly horrible? I mean, you've had decades to realize that. Plus, you'll be (indirectly) responsible for all the bad things that happen to them and all the bad things they themselves do. Sure, you'll also be responsible for all the good things too but if the good outweighed the bad, the world wouldn't be all that horrible to begin with. (Sorry, I hope I don't depress anyone)

Well, I did get three and half months off. And all it took was a pandemic.