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Froggo Fun #238 - Musical Chair 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I thought I could avoid this meme but... I was a fool.
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My Martian body is ready 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Aww, can't you give it an El Pass?
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Wiggle wiggle wiggle 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
So wiggly and so floofy!
A happy welcome frog 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
This is one of my faves. Thanks for tagging me.
Froggo Fun #237/Froppy Friday - Froppy at the Pool 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Yeah but it's daring by Froppy standards. Of course, this is a Fanart Froppy. OG Froppy would probably never wear something like this.
Froggo Fun #237/Froppy Friday - Froppy at the Pool 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Don't worry, it's only because they can look into your soul and see every sin you've ever committed.
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Froggo Fun #237/Froppy Friday - Froppy at the Pool 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Best way to beat the heat. Also, I see said heat has made her more... daring with her swimming attire choices.
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N-no 4 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
That isn't even the half of it. Some people like feet so much they use as a unit of measurement... unironically.
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Ooooh Spicy! 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Will Japan ever stop moéfying everything? Is sushi the rice and sashimi the fish?
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Froggo Fun #236 - Smooth Frog 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"You gonna have a frog in your throat tonight. Oooh yeeeaaahh."
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Always 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"You have 394 unread messages."
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Frogs in Fiction #34 - Tiana and Naveen (The Princess and the Frog) 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
The main characters of the 2009 Disney film "The Princess and the Frog." While both of them are humans initially, they get transformed into frogs because of voodoo shenanigans. Tiana is a hard-working waitress from New Orleans who dreams of one day owning her own restaurant (she's almost there) and Naveen is the prince of Maldonia who has been cut off by his parents and who hopes to marry a rich girl. Guess what happens in the end? While the story has many underlying themes, the most important lesson it teaches us is that frogs aren't covered in slime, but in mucus.
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Froggo Fun #235 - When He Super Chonky but You Know He Won't Cheat on You 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Beauty is on the inside. (Note: Beauty was the the name of his ex)
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Froggo Fun #234 - I Think We Know Where This Is Going 6 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
They're gonna pet the frog and give him treats.
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Regret 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Only if guys don't pace themselves.
Murica don't want arabic numerals lol 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Should children be allowed to experience Turkish delights?
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Full disclosure 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Johnny Tight-Lids.
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I'm awake, but at what cost 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
At the cost of becoming a Jawa, apparently.
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@happy_frog after playing a game 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Frogs are good sports.
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Now, I believe what the illustration actually shows is the distribution of dominant and recessive genes and how it affects a frog's skin color, in this case green.
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This song slaps 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
I can hear it.
Home alone 5: Going the social distance 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
The saddest part about this is that there really is a Home Alone 5.
Froggo Fun #233 - "End my suffering." 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
"No, please don't turn me into a marketable plushie!"
"Okay, you won't be a 'marketable' plushie."
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I like it 3 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
Applejack! NOOOO!
Daily dose of bad wisdom #23 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
It's good advice if you're Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune or... Uranus.
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Yes, jason 5 comments
happy_frog · 4 years ago
No, you eat their peals. And you can eat orange peals if you want, they're not dangerous and I doubt anyone will try to stop you. In fact, some people grate them and use them on cakes and tarts.
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