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I made my family disappear 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Age is just a state of mind.
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Gopnik crow 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
As I stand on the fence and squat,
Quoth the raven, "Suka blyat."
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Orange jumpy complex Quail 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
'Kyle' means 'narrow' or 'strait.' Interpret that any way you will.
To the bathroom! Or, why girl friends are important 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I love these comics, but somehow I feel this is not a common occurrence in real life. I could of course be wrong; I didn't have that many female friends.
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Momma is the chosen one. 15 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
A story where the main character's a mom? Try "The Secret of NIMH."
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Mr. Wong 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I can't take credit for it though. It's an American Dad joke.
Mr. Wong 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Sorry, but two Wongs don't make a white.
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Froggo Fun #249 - Bill Bogg the Science Frog 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Inertia is a property of matter."
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They are coming for their mandated 30% 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
One must wonder though what she gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside her pants?
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Zuko drowning would be the point 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I like the art style. But Zuko can swim, so I doubt he'd be in danger unless something was pulling him down.
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How Some People Be Wearing Their Masks 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Covering everything but what it's supposed to. But hey, at least they look just as snazzy as the pic.
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On the novels of Tolkien, I hope 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh yeah, she kinda does. Well, guys do tend to go for girls that resemble their moms.
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Clamposting 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Jam out with your clam out.
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Who has a Bob Cat 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
∑(:3
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Froggo Fun #248 - These Guys Look Stoned 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
But hanging out with them still rocks. (Has the statue of limitations expired on these jokes?)
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Froggo Fun #247 - The Prince Is the Friends You Made Along the Way 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
RIP Vine, 5ever in our hearts. That like 4ever but 1 more.
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Responsible Citizen 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ah, Sailor Moon, still relatable in 2020.
She's kebab on the dance floor 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
But the real question is: Will you remove kebab?
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Tentacle genesis 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's because the Great Old Ones have been embedded in the Earth before life even began.
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Zen as f*ck photo I got from my front yard through an old telescope 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Would you say they're... mooning us?
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Froggo Fun #246 - Swimmy Swimmy 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Sometimes things go swimmingly.
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Holy shots 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Being cooped up in a monastery can make one a bit Klosterfrau-bic. (German pun 'cause of the Jäger)
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Equable pushy aware Wombat 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
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Seriously though, I assume you meant the anime. It's called (I kid you not) "Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks?".
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Wait 'till you the the M U S H Y P E A S 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
To be fair when you the the mushy peas, they're pretty good.
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