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Another gem found from my weird google searches 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I... did not need to see this.
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Froggo Fun #253 - Frogometer 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
In this troubling times, be sure to test your frogs.
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The real face of a bee 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's actually quite bee-autiful.
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Have he made it even more funny? 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You got a southern accent, dahrlin'? Ah reckon Ah'm gonna add a southern drawl when readin' your comments from now on.
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Ahh yes... The duke of Calves 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Sir Loin of Beef.
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Dean is a crybaby 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yeah, they can, if they use their wings.
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S.A.D 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's particularly prevalent during Singles' Awareness Day.
My eyes deceive me 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
The little stripe at the back of the head is the mouth, the beak is the horn.
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Reject modernity. Embrace crab 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Craaaab people, craaaab people...
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Fish Be Like: "Let me play you the song of my people." 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"7/10. Too much water."
- IGN
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Finally a solution 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Might be the lack of oxygen. (If you poke holes it stops being soundproof)
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But I dont want to go outside 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Aww, so sweet. Thanks mom. :)
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BONDS 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Pretty cool battle suit. The mask looks a bit bug-like, but I guess that's fitting since you really are what you eat.
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Believe everything you read on the internet 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
What?? Do you really think people would that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
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Some real juicy oc for you 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I know hearing this might be a pain in the ass for some, and I don't mean to sound anal-retentive but you shouldn't dish it out if you can't take it. (Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm truly scraping the bottom of the barrel for puns)
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Anon feels the struggle 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Not sure if this counts as low, but I did use to pick berries out of public trees every summer. Not because I was poor (I mean, I was but still) but because why not? They were free, and they tasted good.
Froggo Fun #251/Froppy Friday - Summer's End 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Though this year summer ended before it even began.
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Kite 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And what's wrong with kites? They're beautiful birds.
Guess that works too 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
What's #69?
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Pfffffff girls are dumb amirit 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Hmm, planting the seeds of an Iceni Empire. I'd really love to see an alternate history of that; where the Celts led by Boudica are the cause of the collapse of Rome before the Germanic tribes had a chance to sack it 400 years later.
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Dad jokes #1 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh that joke was lit. But I bet he was just warming up. When he turns up the heat on his gags, you're gonna see some real fireworks. I just hope his hot streak doesn't burn him out, 'cause then everything would go up in smoke.
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Let's not forget this doggo once passed off as an alien lol. Happy International dog's 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Huh, it really was International Dog's Day yesterday (August 26th) And if you think dogs can't act as well as humans, then you need to stop following antiquated dogmas.
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A Brief Summary of the RNC 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And just when I'd convinced myself that they couldn't be scary.
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Smeg 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Alphabetti spaghetti!"
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