Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can.
Fuels your nightmares, no surprise.
Makes you wanna gauge our your eyes.
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man.

If you see a shadow while walking alone at night, don't worry. It's not a killer, it's just @that_creepy_guy following you.

If she turns you into a frog, did she curse you or bless you?

Not for the faint of heart. The spooky season is also a time of curses. And what's more cursed than something that you need eye bleach for?

Now I ain't sayin' @art_with_ghost a gravedigger, but that hole keeps gettin' bigger.

There's one in every party, isn't there?

Spooktober is upon us once more. So grab your doots, and prepare for the spooks.

I guess @SuperDave needs that many arms to run the site as well as he does.
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I only wish I were that capable. (This is a re-upload, because of an error in the title)

It's an obvious joke, that's why I lampshaded it.

Once you @releasethekraken, things can get crackin'.

I may have dirt on my face, but I ain't no disgrace. I'm being fabulous all over the place.

Obviously there are plenty of Pokémon that could fit @zont. But I feel like Furret is the furriest.

Nani? Kore wa Senko no miimu nano ja. Sugoku ureshii da yo.

"Feelin's? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelin's? Blokes what bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."

Well, I may take a break every now and then.