Happy Frog

happy_frog


Hippity hoppity

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Froggo Fun #297/Spooktober 2020 - It Appears as Though I Found My Halloween Costume 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's not me, by the way. But I wouldn't mind if it were.
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Getting Tagged on Funsubstance 52 comments
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PoG(h)o(st) Project #37 - The OG Maymay Gets Resurrected 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Lolcats have been around since the dawn of the internet (possibly longer) and @lolcats121 has been on this site for quite a long time as well.
Cursed Images Day 12 - The True Bikini Bottom Horror 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
To make thongs worse, they might all be wearing bikini bottoms underneath their clothes.
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Frog from my garden 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Aww, so smol. They look like a little gemstone.
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Froggo Fun #296/Spooktober 2020 - Possessed 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Redrum, redrum."
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PoG(h)o(st) Project #36 - Here for Your Soul 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
What makes @demon_razgriz a good demonman? If they were a bad demonman, they wouldn't be featured in this series, now would they?
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Daily dose of bad wisdom #42 13 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Finally, some genuine bad wisdom.
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Cursed Images Day 11 - Yummy 12 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
The ideal Halloween treat.
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Froggo Fun #295/Spooktober 2020 - The Night 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They navigate with froggolocation.
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Tip: Don’t bite frogs 19 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'm not really into guys, but I am open-minded, so sure. But if you start pouring szechuan sauce on me, I'll get suspicious.
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Tip: Don’t bite frogs 19 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I don't mind if it's the consensual kinky kind. I do mind if the non-con consumption kind.
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PoG(h)o(st) Project #35 - 'Gonna Squash You 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Since you asked, I'll try to find one. Unless of course you have a request.
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Tip: Don’t bite frogs 19 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, maybe people just don't wanna bite me. I do appreciate that (to some degree).
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PoG(h)o(st) Project #35 - 'Gonna Squash You 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
What's scarier than a grounded orange pumpkin? A flying @purplepumpkin.
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Ayyy 11 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ah, but of course.
Ayyy 11 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I do, why?
Ayyy 11 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You might find it surprising, but I am something of a PoGo player myself. I just added you, Brotato.
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Cursed Images Day 10 - She Might Wanna Get That Looked at 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Vagina dentata,
A disturbing phrase.
Vagina dentata,
Don't avert your gaze!
It means no penis
For the rest of your days.
It's a surgery-free
Vasectomy.
Vagina dentata...
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Froggo Fun #294/Spooktober 2020 - Venus Frog Trap 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Probably what Mike Pence should've used.
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PoG(h)o(st) Project #34 - Gaze upon Its Inner Depths 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
When you stare into the abyss, you might discover the @darkness_within.
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Cursed Images Day 9 - Mamma Mia! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Strangely insightful.
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Froggo Fun #293/Froppy Friday/Spooktober 2020 - So Spoopy! 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I get what you're saying. I'm assuming she folds it, like a chameleon. In most chameleon species their tongues are longer than their bodies but they can nonetheless keep them folded in their throats. Now, this isn't very frog-like since frog tongues are nowhere near as long (and they're forked) but apparently Froppy trained in order to be able to do this.
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Froggo Fun #293/Froppy Friday/Spooktober 2020 - So Spoopy! 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I hope the sheer fright derived from this froggy spook doesn't scar anyone.
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Scary Black Cat Gonna Nom Your Fingers 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
In Japan, black cats are actually considered a sign of good luck.
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