@guest_: "Um, actually, my comments don't even come close to novel-length as that would require they be at least 40,000 words. They aren't even long enough to be considered a novelette, as they would need to be at least 7,500 words. At most, they'd be a short story, but even that's stretching it because short stories have a certain structure designed to weave together a narrative. Conversely, my comments only express facts, or at worst opinions. There is no narrative intent as much as there is a desire to inform people. So I guess you could call it an essay, which also means 'friend' in Spanish..." [And so on for about four more comments]

Suffocation,
No heir!
The one thing
I can't bear.

I don't know how they're gonna hold the carver though.

'Not sure what @shurikkaru's name is supposed to mean, but it does make me think of 'shuriken.' So here's an angry tree ninja. (Watch out for his Wood Release jutsu)

Not my preferred type of Momo X Froppy art.

From the moment she could hop, she was baptized in the waters of combat. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that being posted on Funsub was the greatest glory she could achieve in life... Or, I might be thinking of a different kind of Spartan...
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Anyway, 300 froggy posts. Owu! And I can't think of a better way to mark this momentous occasion than with an alien-battling Froppy.

For the record, the reason the Eagles couldn't @fly_to_mordor is because they would have been corrupted by the One Ring. (Yes, even if Frodo was the one wearing it)

You just lost it.

I remember talking to a girl once whose family name was "Donner." I wouldn't mind having that as a last name, though I do realize it sounds decidedly less badass in English since it makes people think of kebabs.

Probably what happens when you try to turn @purplepumpkin into a frog.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BWDzNUEmLS0

So @nelson's name is a reference to Nelson Muntz from "The Simpsons." Unfortunately, there aren't any Pokémon that resemble him (except maybe Makuhita). But he does likes to laugh, and so do hyenas.

Cheese-stuffed crust.

3scawy5me.

"...We're a happy family."

Am I doing the British slang right, lads?

You know, @nightkami, 'Yagami' also means 'night god.'

What's scarier is that the dog-girl's name is Korone.

Remember to feed your pets, or they'll feed (on) you.