All those years of going down pipes have finally paid off.

"Get ON with it!"

Ugh, we get it, you smoke weed.

Sure, the game wouldn't let me write 'dick' in the name but 'fuck' is okay. Doesn't that just make you wanna @smileyoufucker?

Fun fact: The Nights Who Say "Ni!" used to have a slightly longer name back in the day.

"Wish I could be
Part of your world."

I don't know who needs to hear this. But you're doing okay. Don't blame yourself for what you can't do, focus on what you can do. Even if it doesn't get any easier, I know you'll pull through.

Lucky for you, she's in a good mood.
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(The character is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star, if anyone's wondering)

With enough training and affection, your @funnypuppy may one day evolve into a comedy woofer.

It's in a kids' show, so it must be true. @catfluff, you got some 'splaining to do.

Who donates a bong? People with high standards.

Frog Pete is less controversial than his human counterpart, I'm told. And Saint Froggolas' legend is far less gory.

Remember to leave some Pepsi out. If you don't, the plushie will go for your candy cane instead.

@f__kyeahhamburg, proud port city and home of Hamburger seals. (Obviously, Hamburg has other animals as well, but I feel a Seel represents their connection to water the best. Plus, using Miltank or Tauros would have been in poor taste)