Crackin' a cold one with the boys? Nah, she prefers to sip a hot one with the girls.

I can sympathize.

Joey and Phoebe should have gotten together.

To everyone in the U.S. who survived the past 4 years with their sanity intact, congratulations. It wasn't easy but you made it through. That alone is worth celebrating.

I should sue them for croaky-right infringement.

If you thought hand-holding was lewd, your virgin eyes are not prepared for this debauchery.

We may be witnessing the ultimate stage of the Wednesday evolutionary process. Our yet unopened Tuesday eyes cannot comprehend its full greatness.

"I cannot deactivate until you say that you are satisfied."

Remember to always check your gear before heading out.

Shark-girls like headpats but you shouldn't try to do it when they're hungry.

I wonder if this set is used exclusively for green tea.

Superman: "There, there."
Batman: "Clark, stop embarrassing me in front of my sidekick."
Robin: "Aww, mom and dad still love each other after all this time."
Both: "Don't be a dick, Robin."

Will this be the new Pogchamp? Only time will tell.

"Dis not worm. And... why do it taste like tuna?"

I don't believe this particular type of villain was covered in the U.A. curriculum.

Is this what they meant by "reindeer games"? No wonder Rudolf was upset.

Regular pats have been shown to prevent the big sad in most dokis.

Some believe them to be mere legend, but this pic without a doubt shows them to be more than just cryptids.