Always take good care of your buns. And remember, never pat someone else's buns without permission.

*feels it* It is now.
*
But yeah, it is made out of felt.

"Fine, keep going. See if I give a hoot."

Crackin' a cold one with the boys? Nah, she prefers to sip a hot one with the girls.

I can sympathize.

Joey and Phoebe should have gotten together.

To everyone in the U.S. who survived the past 4 years with their sanity intact, congratulations. It wasn't easy but you made it through. That alone is worth celebrating.

I should sue them for croaky-right infringement.

If you thought hand-holding was lewd, your virgin eyes are not prepared for this debauchery.

We may be witnessing the ultimate stage of the Wednesday evolutionary process. Our yet unopened Tuesday eyes cannot comprehend its full greatness.

"I cannot deactivate until you say that you are satisfied."

Remember to always check your gear before heading out.

Shark-girls like headpats but you shouldn't try to do it when they're hungry.

I wonder if this set is used exclusively for green tea.

Superman: "There, there."
Batman: "Clark, stop embarrassing me in front of my sidekick."
Robin: "Aww, mom and dad still love each other after all this time."
Both: "Don't be a dick, Robin."

Will this be the new Pogchamp? Only time will tell.

"Dis not worm. And... why do it taste like tuna?"