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happy_frog


Hippity hoppity

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Headpats Final Day - "Oi, your 'eadpatting loicense is expired!" 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Patting lolis on their 'ead? Not really essential, now is it?"
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Almost reposting myself 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Nihongo ga hontou no muzukashi desune? Domo arigatou, Oppailoli-san.
New religion 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They are known to save lives.
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Froggo Fun #374 - Pondstreet CEOs Watching Their Stonks Fall 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They'll be fine though. I hear $7.25 an hour is more than enough to live on.
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Almost reposting myself 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That does make more sense. Thank you.
Monke 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Save... Mothra..."
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Almost reposting myself 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
If anyone's curious, the yellow sign says: "Go(ing) inside the cabin". Sadly, that's all I understand. May have to ping @oppailoli for the rest.
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Looks like I will finally be able to afford that cup of coffee from Starbucks Lol 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Nothing like going down to the CeX shop to sell you old electronics, and to get some new things to play with.
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Headpats Day 30 - Double-Teamed 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Few can be adequately prepared for such a perfectly coordinated two-pronged attack. (Especially when one of the attackers is senzawa.)
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ONE!!! 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I approve the username. But only ONE time.
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Archangel Michael 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Do you mean that thing on his head? It does sorta look like a frog but I think it's supposed to be a bow.
Archangel Michael 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
In Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Judaism and Islam) Michael is the angel who commands God's armies during the war in heaven, and who ultimately defeats Satan. As such, he is considered a patron saint of the police, military and paramedics.
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Why am I posting this now? Because apparently his sacred number is 888, and this is my 888th post.
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Froggo Fun #373 - Is This Some Sort of Perfume Commercial? 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Eu-froggy-a, by Calvin Klein.
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The duality of wolf 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Aww, that's such a nice story. But yes, we must acknowledge humans' primordial compulsions if we are ever to overcome them.
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Headpats Day 29 - The Powerpat Girls 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Using their ultra-superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and getting pats in return!
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Your parents when you think “I wish I had never been born” 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, life is far worse than a mere annoyance.
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Froggo Fun #372/Froppy Friday - Even Heroes Have a Hard Time Getting Up in the Morning 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Or maybe she's coming out of hibernation.
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Headpats Day 28 - Hey King, Have Some Cat-Pats, 'Cause You're Epic 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Or Queen... It works for queens, too.
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Literal animals 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I mean, "hippopotamus" does mean "river horse" in Latin. And, (un)surprisingly the German names for "bat" (Fledermaus) and "turtle" (Schildkröte) also mean the same thing as they do in Swedish.
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Froggo Fun #371 - They Live in a Society, too 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Cause this is what it does. It appeals to, like, the frog fantasy."
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I promise you’ll be disappointed, generally 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, even if you wanted to, it might prove rather difficult given that Czechoslovakia no longer exists. I hear Poland is still available though.
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Headpats Day 27 - Prickly Pair 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Never let pricks prevent your pats.
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Headpats Day 26 - Pika-pats 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Pi-Pikaaa~ Pikachuuu~"
- Pikachu
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Froggo Fun #370 - The Earth May Not Be Flat, but These Frogs Are 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They don't? That is an interesting little detail.
Froggo Fun #370 - The Earth May Not Be Flat, but These Frogs Are 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Did you happen to check when it was uploaded, too?