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Froggo Fun #384 - Wednesday Reinforcements, My Dudes 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You never know when you might need some.
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The Only Political Compass That Matters 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Don't lie to yourself. The chart knows all.
The Only Political Compass That Matters 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
There doesn't seem to be an Oneesan option though. 'Guess I'm apolitical.
Froggers! 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Dang, I did my best to avoid agent smackmydickup. But I guess he was always hard on my tail.
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Froggo Fun #383 - 'Guess I'm a m*lf 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I may not be hot or in your area, but I'm definitely single.
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Oumuamua 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Very crass way to put it, but no. While there is DNA evidence that modern humans (with the exception of those born in Africa) have some Neanderthal genes, the likely reason for their extinction was being outcompeted by Homo Sapiens when the latter settled in Europe.
Making my way downtown <3 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
The branch and its reflection make a heart.
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Germans 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ah, good wholesome kid-friendly stuff. Just the kind of thing to read before bed. To be fair, it's not like fairy tales from other countries are any better (see Pinocchio and The Little Mermaid).
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Also, I see you haven't gotten your account back. I guess I should welcome you to the underscore username club.
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I’d still eat it 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, Rose Quartz was a quite a ham at times.
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Trypophobia Warning, @happy_frog 14 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Best mommy frog. I featured them in a Mother's Day post last year.
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https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/565405/froggo-fren-94-common-suriname-toad/
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Froggo Fun #382 - Friends Come and Go, But Frogs Are Forever 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Sorry if the title looks cheesy. I'm not good with words sometimes. And by sometimes I mean often.
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Froggo Fun #381 - Love-tennas 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
These special extensions come out during the season of love and hone in on heart signals.
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The True Prophets of Our Time 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That sounds about right.
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Resident Evil 8: "The Big Woman Still Here?" 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh sure, y'all like tall dommy-mommy vampire gf. Y'all love her so much, until it's time for her to feed... Or, until she invariably kills you over and over in the game.
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freg 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's not about the money, it's about sending a message: Everything burns.
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The True Prophets of Our Time 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Nostradamus has nothing on a tomato and a cucumber.
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Indeed there is 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'll take Ara Ara Arby's.
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Tylko Jedno W Głowie Mam 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That title... Is the Polish Cow meme gaining traction?
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Its even better than that Hofer song 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Don't worry, I'm sure Dave is on the case. And I'm also rooting for you, if that helps.
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Froggo Fun #380 - Peeping Frog 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
...is watching intently.
Its even better than that Hofer song 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Thank you, Professor Mia-nagall.
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Also, no luck on getting your old account back?
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Thicc 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Maybe. Kanji is hard. I saw the one for "electricity" and thought I needed to include it in the translation. You know, electric train as opposed to steam train.
Its even better than that Hofer song 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, I think I get what it says:
"Among the heathers
there blooms a little baby flower
And her name is
*inhales*
Erika!"
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Thicc 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I could be wrong, but I believe it's "Electric Train Ecstasy - Picture (by) Ketsukawa Namio". @oppailoli would know for sure.
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Don't Be Sheepish, Feel the Love 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Are those Lil' Pump lyrics?
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