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happy_frog


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Zero Context #10 - The "B" Stands for "Brutal" 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Killing him won't bring back your goddamn context!
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Froggo Fun #412 - Well, Well, Well, What Have We Here? 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Two froggies, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared.
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New Home! 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I did some digging, and the I'm pretty sure he's an American green tree frog. Or, I guess it would just be green tree frog for you, right?
ÜwÜ 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, more than a few men do say it; just under very... special circumstances.
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Zero Context #9 - It's Better than Euroing or Dollaring, I hear 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
No, it's not from a porno. It's from the actual show.
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Froggo Fun #411 - "It's Big Frog! Quick, get the low-res shaky cam!" 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, of course they are. I wasn't judging, I was merely stating a fact.
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Froggo Fun #411 - "It's Big Frog! Quick, get the low-res shaky cam!" 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Hairy frogs (Trichobatrachus robustus) do exist. But yeah, it should be obvious to anyone that they don't look like this.
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Someone needs to have a chat with the design committee. ????????‍ 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, what do you expect from sax addicts?
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I think the pressure's getting to me 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
When the chips are down, these, uh, these civilized people... they'll eat them.
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Zero Context #8 - What Are We Gonna Do Today, Lads? 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And tomorrow?... Hopefully, we'll be able to keep it up.
Hey now, there's a juggalo in flavortown 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I ain't the sharpest knife in the tent
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Gratitude Journal Week 2 - Girls 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
There have only been a handful of girls who have had a positive personal impact on me, but I am glad to have met them, and I'm happy they shared some of their goodness with me. And hey, this year I actually have some specifics; on this site no less.
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@mia_linay is of course an OG. She's liked and supported my posts from the very beginning. (And I believe she still does)
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Speaking of OGs, @catfluff is also one, and so is @snowbeast.
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I had a nice convo with @purplepumpkin last week, which made me feel better about myself.
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@lydia's enthusiasm for Pokémon makes me happy. And @bethorien and @creativedragonbaby's understanding of my more... obscure tastes is quite reassuring (I'm deep in the rabbit hole, send help).
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There are no doubt others, but I don't wanna drag things out. So, to everyone, thank you and keep being yourselves.
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Froggo Fun #410/Special - Happy Women's/Mother's Day! 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You're very welcome. And wow, you're a girl too? (I know it's not something that should surprise me, but it still does.)
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Froggo Fun #410/Special - Happy Women's/Mother's Day! 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's once again time to show our love to moms and girls.
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Now as for the pic, I could have used a Surinam toad since they're the best mommy frogs. But I decided to go with a strawberry poison-dart frog since they're the ones I used last year: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/565279/froggo-fun-70-happy-womensmothers-day/
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Zero Context #7 - Get to It, Jerry 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I wonder if the guy's name is Tom.
Froggo Fun #409 - Frog Holders Are Working Fine 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
'Don't know if they're car compatible though.
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It be like that 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, yeah, the Blood Elf is the one on the right... :P... This is why I don't drive.
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Smoking leads to Necromancy 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
If only. Then again, if cigarette packs had Heroes III hero portraits on them, I might actually pick up smoking.
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It be like that 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's an ogre. While I can almost guarantee that I'm not one, I'm just about as good-looking. So maybe there's a chance.
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It be like that 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
So if I go to the Balkans, I could get a Blood Elf gf?
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Zero Context #6 - Yeah... Let's... 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's JoJo, so it really wouldn't make that much more sense in context either.
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Froggo Fun #408 - *Poof* 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Every ruler needs a throne.
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Frog's Burger 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
But why? Why would anyone do this?
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yum 17 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I mean, I can. But I won't, since I don't wanna wreck your dreams. In fact, if you want to add to your imaginarium, look up scorpionflies.
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yum 17 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Except people do eat scorpions. And, just because they a superficial resemblance, it doesn't mean that scorpions and lobsters are related.
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