Happy Frog

happy_frog


Hippity hoppity

— Happy Frog Report User
Froggo Fun #417 - Froggo Thinks They're Doggo 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Though frogs have the advantage of being able to climb on your hand.
2
Shower thoughts: Birdsong 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Nah man, you're thinking of 'Pipipi! Tweet! Chirp! Screeee!'."
2
Mamma! 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Momma! UwU
4
Zero Context #14 - "Just following orders." 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I ain't gonna say it. If you know, you know.
1
Froggo Fun #416/Special - Happy White Day! 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
No, it's not that. Get over yourselves. White Day is celebrated in Japan and other Asian countries on March 14th (a month after Valentine's). Its observance involves giving return gifts to those who gave you gifts on Valentine's Day. It started in the 30s but didn't really catch on until the 70s. Initially the gifts were indeed white (white chocolates, or accessories). But nowadays they needn't be.
4
Purple and green, the two best colours ever seen 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I knew it. Geckos are secretly asparagus.
2
Swedish Sayings 19 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
These are great. And it's interesting how close some of these are to English. I'm gonna start using the potato one.
8
Zero Context #13 - The Ancient Horror 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
If you don't know what this is, I envy you.
7
Froggo Fun #415 - "Ride like the wind, Bullseye!" 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You can lead a snail to water, but that would take a lot of patience.
3
When you're the best of friends, having so much fun together 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Froggo no scared of spooder. Froggo protecc spooder eggs.
5
Learning languages 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, thank you for the correction. I actually do appreciate it when fluent speakers take the time to do that. That's what I meant when I said I wanted to learn.
1
Zero Context #12 - Evolve to Crab 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's the only sensible thing to do.
4
Froggo Fun #414/Froppy Friday - Flower Fairy 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Friendship, trust, and a little bit of Froppy dust.
2
@happy_frog is this you? 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I do strive to be courteous. Also, it's great to see the polite boi again. I believe it was my highest rated post:
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/582628/froggo-fun-199-polite-boi/
3 · Edited 3 years ago
Learning languages 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Schade, aber das ist schon recht. Es ist nett von ihnen, dass sie leichter für mich es machen wollen. Aber ich will trotzdem lernen.
2
Zero Context #11 - Your Majesty! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
@ratfink11, is that you?
Zero Context #10 - The "B" Stands for "Brutal" 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well done! It's a reference to a scene from one of his more memetastic movies, "The Wicker Man". (Of course, a lot of scenes from most Nicholas Cage movies have high meme potential.)
Froggo Fun #413 - Pondering Life's Great Mysteries 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They'll probably have it squared away sooner or later.
8
Zero Context #10 - The "B" Stands for "Brutal" 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Pretty close. Think of it this way: Those are Bs and Is... Bs... Is... and I'm sure you recognize the guy in the corner.
Clear your mind 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Return to frogge.
4
Zero Context #10 - The "B" Stands for "Brutal" 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Killing him won't bring back your goddamn context!
1
Froggo Fun #412 - Well, Well, Well, What Have We Here? 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Two froggies, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared.
4
New Home! 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I did some digging, and the I'm pretty sure he's an American green tree frog. Or, I guess it would just be green tree frog for you, right?
ÜwÜ 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, more than a few men do say it; just under very... special circumstances.
2
Zero Context #9 - It's Better than Euroing or Dollaring, I hear 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
No, it's not from a porno. It's from the actual show.
2