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Hippity hoppity

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PSA: General E Lee wasn´t against slavery. He just saw it as an necessary evil 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yeah, poor guy. He was truly in the worst position anyone could have been at that time.
Did someone say time travel memes? 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's okay, Jahy-sama, don't be discouraged.
Zero Context #23 - "Could you maybe explain your out-of-context posts?" 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Extra points if they ask me to be a dear and explain.
Froggo Fun #425 - "Praise the sun!" 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
When spring finally arrives.
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Huge advantage in the early stages of the war 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Guten Tag, Fickenjung!"
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Started out with a joke, now I'm cancelled and broke.. It was only a joke 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Do you really think people would that? Just go internet and say how triggered they are about something?
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Gratitude Journal Week 4 - Concrete Art 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Wait, you saw frogs yesterday? It must be warm where you live then. They've not yet emerged where I am.
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To answer your question though, it depends on the species. Most bury themselves in foliage, or underground and partially freeze themselves (some like the wood frog - Rana sylvatica - can survive even if 65% of the water in their body is frozen) and greatly slow down their metabolism, essentially going into hibernation.
Gratitude Journal Week 4 - Concrete Art 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I've been feeling pretty down this week. However, seeing this little frog on the sidewalk in the park did improve my mood. Another thing I found kinda funny is that the gates to said park are registered in Pokémon Go as a Pokéstop called "Beam me up, Scotty!".
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A bit unrelated, but I'll also thank @nelson for welcoming me into the house of potatoes. That comment perked me up as well.
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Zero Context #22 - Dishes a Nice Pun 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Did your plate have a face?
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Omg a heatpats zone!1!1! 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
No need to wait, for I possess... two hands! *headpats you too*
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Hush money 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
True. And it's too bad the people who (violently) opposed the change will be missing out on the checks. After all, they shouldn't be expected to compromise their principals for money.
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Omg a heatpats zone!1!1! 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
*headpats*
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Froggo Fun #424 - Ol' McFroggo Had a Farm 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Spring's here. Time to plant the new worm crops. Mhm."
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PUNISHMENT! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh no. Anyway...
Straight Pride Parade 32 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It is? When will the rampant persecution of these people end. Haven't they suffered enough?
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You’re a wizard at driving, Harry 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
The funny thing is some (older) people in the UK still do refer to the US, Canada etc. as "the colonies".
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Very very big 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ah, it's made its way here too, has it.
"pee in her mouth" 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's probably true. I do remember playing a mobile game for 6 years because one of the characters in the ads looked like Harry Potter. Coincidentally, the game is made by French people.
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Zero Context #21 - Good Idea 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's a-you, a-Mia. By the way, I'm totally on board with your cartoon idea, and I'm sure others would be as well.
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Zero Context #21 - Good Idea 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
But the mystery of why people like baby lasers still remains.
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Froggo Fun #423 - "Gentlemen." 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
The frog could be on this very site. It could you, it could be me, it could even be—
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Fresh Right Now 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Nevermind, I found it. I also found the communism one...
Fresh Right Now 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's possible. I've checked it again. Maybe they've been removed. 'Can't really complain about that. I've seen the arm and president one. Where's the chicken stuff?
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Fresh Right Now 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I just woke up. What the hell happened here?
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Day in the Life of Brainyrs 51 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Not really. I just have other things to do. You know people's lives don't revolve around meme sites, right? But I will agree that what you said is far more interesting than anything I could say.
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