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Froggo Fun #427 - "Behold! My groin!" 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Witness my glorious crotch! Witness it!"
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Now that's a twist 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Uno Divorso.
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Penny for your thoughts 32 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's true. Both bears and seals are in the same Order: "Carnivora". Beyond that however, their classification is a bit murky. But it is safe to say that seals are related to bears at least as closely as humans are to monkeys.
Penny for your thoughts 32 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, I get it. *wink* Don't worry about it.
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Thanks Grandma 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Because their brains needed a lot of oxygen... maybe?
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But no. Apparently, it's because they couldn't bend their head upward. So when drinking from a pond, they had to submerge their entire snout to do so. If their nostrils were on their snout, it would have made them unable to breathe while drinking.
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Penny for your thoughts 32 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yes, those examples are different species. Also, of course it's a matter of evolution. I wasn't denying that, I was just answering your question.
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One interesting aspect of evolution is that it can be both divergent (your wolf example) and convergent (for example carcinisation, aka "evolve to crab").
Penny for your thoughts 32 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Apparently not. Wolves are all subspecies of the species "Canis lupus". And all dogs are belong to the subspecies "Canis lupus familiaris".
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Thanks Grandma 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I mean, that IS a very good-looking Brachiosaurus.
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Yo guys, always stay safe while climbing trees. :D 30 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
But you will soon. That gives you something to look forward to.
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Penny for your thoughts 32 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Not an expert on extremist ideologies, but I'm guessing it goes something like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E74e-ZuzgQs
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Basically, people see what they want to see.
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Yo guys, always stay safe while climbing trees. :D 30 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
@mia_linay, I get it. Better to be poor, than to miss an arm. Basically, it could've been worse.
@demryn, that is unfortunate. But at least you have someone to care for you and help you out.
Yo guys, always stay safe while climbing trees. :D 30 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh man, are you doing okay? I hope it's not your good arm. Get well soon! (I would make a pun like "arme @demryn", but it's probably not the time.)
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Zero Context #24 - Yoink! 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
@xlaxxine, your comment has been officially yoinked.
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Froggo Fun #426 - Can No One Escape Getting Waifu-fied? 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Lotsa anime-related posts lately, so I thought I'd join in. I am liking this trend.
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Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's a relief. I would not want to invoke the wrath of the demmigod.
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Come out ye Black and Tans 8 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Worth noting that Black and Tans refers to the uniform colors of British military police reinforcements deployed to Ireland during the Irish War of Independence (1919 - 1921).
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Come on, normies. Not all h*ntai is furry p*rn 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Wait, people think hentai is real? Oh boy...
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Yes meme 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, I remember the last guy. His name is Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke and Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke, if I recall.
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I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
What's there to fight over? I've already made my out-of-context post for the day. So @xvarnah can have this one. Of course, if she doesn't post it by tomorrow, it will be my duty to yoink it.
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PSA: General E Lee wasn´t against slavery. He just saw it as an necessary evil 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yeah, poor guy. He was truly in the worst position anyone could have been at that time.
Did someone say time travel memes? 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's okay, Jahy-sama, don't be discouraged.
Zero Context #23 - "Could you maybe explain your out-of-context posts?" 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Extra points if they ask me to be a dear and explain.
Froggo Fun #425 - "Praise the sun!" 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
When spring finally arrives.
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Huge advantage in the early stages of the war 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Guten Tag, Fickenjung!"
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Started out with a joke, now I'm cancelled and broke.. It was only a joke 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Do you really think people would that? Just go internet and say how triggered they are about something?
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